| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 245 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5156 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3350 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 8759 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 103 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 258 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7343 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 4360 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1020 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2585 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2615 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 4154 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2479 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3711 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3297 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8580 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8168 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7979 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5733 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 67 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5363 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 138 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8941 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 198017 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 9368 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8063 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3437 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3181 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Votes: | 877 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 3353 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
