MCTown: Where you’ll survive longer than a gold pickaxe in a stone mine!

alliances, Bosses, Community, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Experience, Features, GOLD, Lifetime, longer, MCTown, pay to win, Pickaxe, Plugins, RPG, server ip, smp, STONE, SURVIVE, Treasures, Wiki, Youll

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Towns Built:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

New Minecraft Servers

MCTown Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
World of Wonders	Explore meticulously crafted world filled with dungeons and treasures
Immersive Visuals	Experience enchanting realm with advanced textures and 3D models
RPG Essence	Embark on epic adventures and face formidable bosses in RPG-style gameplay
No Pay-to-Win	Level playing field where skill and dedication determine success
Custom Plugins & Features	Exclusive plugins and in-game features for added depth
Community Feedback	Player feedback shapes the server’s evolution
Upcoming Events	Daily events, promotions, and updates to keep players engaged

FAQs

How do I join MCTown Minecraft Server?

Simply connect using the server IP: play.mctown.net

Is there a Discord server for MCTown?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/fUbBN3bwUs

Where can I find more information about MCTown?

You can visit the Wiki at https://wiki.mctown.net/

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9398
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Towns Built:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	399
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Towns Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	3681
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Crops Grown:	2411
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Towns Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Love Letters Sent:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7675
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Alien Abductions:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!