MCSmashBros | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Farms Harvested:	184
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Divine Spears Created:	29
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ores Mined:	6166
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Enchantments Applied:	109
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	789	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crops Grown:	1545
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Votes:	2235
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

Players:	109/200	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Holy Grails Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4