omg so, liek, u kno how McDonald’s is like, everywhere? well in japan, their system went all cray cray and now 30% of their stores are closed! can u imagine a world without mcdonald’s? it’s like, the end of the world man. but hey, u can still join our epic minecraft server and forget all about those sad, closed mcdonald’s. we got virtual burgers and fries for days, and our system never goes down cuz we got the best tech wizards in town. so come join us and let’s build a world where mcdonald’s never closes, and the fries are always hot and crispy. who needs real life when u got minecraft, amirite?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5714
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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