McPrime | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Brit Feel Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Brit, britfeel, british culture, Connection, Craft, discovery, Edition, emotional, family, feel, Heartwarming, Identity, long-lost daughter, love, missing, Mystery, Nostalgia, Parent, relationship, reunion, SEARCHING, ssm, uk

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	7644	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Villages Defended:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is like finding SSM’s long lost daughter, except she’s a blocky pixelated princess ready to kick some creeper butt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than Steve’s pants after a night of mining diamonds.

We’ve got more mods than a pack of wolves in a forest, more mini-games than a villager has trades, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest family this side of the Nether!

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s second cousin twice removed. Yeah, we’re that wild. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and let’s go on a journey that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SSM’s long lost daughter edition – where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? See you on the flip side, blockheads!

CraftyCashGrab

couldn’t resist, CraftyCashGrab, Extravagant, guilty pleasure, impulse buy, impulse purchase, impulse shopping, impulse spending, impulsive purchase, indulgence, instant gratification, instant purchase, Irresistible, luxury item, money spent, must have, Purchase, shopping spree, shut up and take my money, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your wallet)!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of doom. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yes, you heard that right. Laser beams. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DefenceCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Budget, chief, defence spending, DefenceCraft, Defense, defense budget, Diplomacy, EU, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, policy making, Rise, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. and guess what? our foreign policy chief says that if you join, your defence spending will totally rise! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome stuff. so like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

PanamaCraft: China Alert!

ALERT, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, envoy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Global influence, international affairs, maritime security, military presence, national security, panama canal, PanamaCraft, power dynamics, PRESENCE, regional stability, security concern, strategic interests, Trade routes, US

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3302	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff right? well on our server, we got this epic storyline where china is tryna take over the panama canal in minecraft! like, who even knew that was a thing? but now u gotta join our server to help stop them and save the day! plus, we got like, really cool mods and mini games and stuff. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world!

Orgasmic Women’s Realm

ORGASMIC, Realm, Womens

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

so like, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join dis server, u gonna be like, hittin’ dat orgasm frequency like never before. we got all da tools and resources u need to really get in touch with ur bodily sensations, ya feel me? like, u gonna be havin’ orgasms left and right, solo or with a partner, it don’t matter. we close dat orgasm gap real quick, like boom, u feel me? so come join us and get ready to experience da most satisfying orgasms of ur life, like, no joke. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Mystic Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, adorable, Anime, art style, blushing, character design, Characters, cute, embarrassed, emotions, facial expressions, illustration, Isles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, mystic, Okitsura, quirky, red blushes, romance, Shy.., Unique

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Yo, bro, have you ever seen a Minecraft server where all the players are constantly blushing? Like, they’re walking around with these red cheeks like they just saw their crush or something. It’s hilarious, man!

Join this server if you wanna see some seriously blushing blockheads running around like they just got caught stealing diamonds. It’s like a virtual embarrassment simulator, I swear.

Plus, the community is so weirdly wholesome. Everyone is just complimenting each other and spreading positivity like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a virtual hug fest, but with pickaxes and creepers.

So, if you’re into blushing avatars and a community that’s way too nice for their own good, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the blushing bug too!

AdultingInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4338
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Runes Activated:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out sick dance moves. It was wild, man. And then I built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and it was like, totally rad.

But wait, there’s more! The other players on the server are like, the coolest peeps ever. We have epic battles with giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a crazy circus but with blocks and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons full of treasure. It’s like a real-life adventure movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and feel like a total boss, you gotta come join us. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Plus, we have a secret club where we wear diamond armor and ride around on llamas. It’s like, the best thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieApocSurvivalCraft

Apocalypse, danger, Defense, Dystopia, emergency, End of the World, escape plan, fear, Horror, ISOLATION, outbreak, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, Quarantine, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Undead, weapons, ZombieApocSurvivalCraft, zombies

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ores Mined:	6351
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you ready to put your zombie survival skills to the test? Join our Minecraft server and show off your mad zombie-slaying abilities! We’ve got hordes of undead just waiting to be taken down, and only the bravest players will survive.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate zombie-fighting champion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a bit of mischief. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zombies who’s boss!

EUTradeCraft

diplomatic tensions, Economy, EU, european union, EUTradeCraft, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, sanctions, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade disputes, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna start a trade war on the eu” and everyone is like “whaaat?” well, we got a minecraft server that’s just as crazy as that! join us and be part of the chaos as we build insane structures and battle it out in epic pvp matches. who needs trade wars when you can have block wars, am i right? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Cheese Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, Cheese, cheese aging, cheese at home, cheese culture, cheese curds, cheese equipment, cheese flavor, cheese ingredients, cheese making, cheese melting, cheese press, cheese process, Cheese Recipe, cheese rennet, cheese storage, cheese stretching, cheese texture, cheese types, Crafters, DIY cheese, homemade cheese

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	142	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a cheese factory on steroids, bro! We got cows that literally poop out cheese blocks instead of milk. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? Join us if you wanna live out your wildest cheese-making dreams in a pixelated world. And hey, who needs logic when you can have CHEESE?! It’s a dairy lover’s paradise, my dudes. So come on, join the madness and let’s get cheesy together!

PrivateSchoolPVP Minecraft Server

children’s education, Communication, DAUGHTER, Decision making, education, family dynamics, Family Support, financial situation, Minecraft, parenting, private school, PrivateSchoolPVP, responsibilities, school choice, school enrollment, school options, school planning, school preparation, school readiness, Server, step-parenting, stepson, tuition

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize education for all players! Just like the dilemma of enrolling children in school, we believe in giving all players the best tools to succeed in the game. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own private school in Minecraft, where your child avatars can learn and grow in a safe and nurturing environment.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some drama and tough decisions to make. Will you prioritize your biological child’s education over your stepchild’s? Will you be able to navigate the complexities of family dynamics in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Join our server and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself enrolling your virtual children in a private Minecraft school funded by your generous virtual parents! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

UnclelessInheritanceLOL

BETRAYAL, Charity, college fund, Communication, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family secrets, gambling, Honesty, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, jake paul, loyalty, MIKE TYSON, Money Matters, Secrets, Trust, uncle drama, UnclelessInheritanceLOL, unexpected news

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Join our server where family secrets are spilled like lava from a volcano!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden family funds, secret gambling losses, and unexpected college funds for cousins. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness all the juicy drama firsthand?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through family feuds and financial scandals while building your dream Minecraft world. Join now and see if you can uncover more secrets than a detective in a mystery novel!

USofAChaos Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, Chaos, commentary, confusion, Crisis, current events, debate, Democracy, discussion, Government, leadership, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, smp, society, trending, U.S, uncertainty, united states, USofAChaos

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	290
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got llamas wearing sunglasses riding on pigs as our main mode of transportation. And get this, our PvP battles are so intense, we have players fighting with diamond pickaxes while wearing pumpkin heads for extra protection.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake and organizing dance parties with creepers as the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots.

So if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server in the universe, join us now and be prepared for a wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

First Steps Toward Light Sails

advanced propulsion, Cosmic exploration, distant galaxies, distant star systems, EXPERIMENTAL, first steps, future technology, innovative technology, interstellar missions, interstellar travel, Light, lightsails, propulsion technology, sails, scientific research, solar sails, space exploration, Space missions, space propulsion, Space Travel, space travel technology, spacecraft, steps

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you’re like in this crazy world where you can build these epic lightsails that can take you to distant star systems. like, whoa, right?

we’ve got this insane story where you have to collect all these rare materials from different planets in order to build your lightsail. and then once you’ve got it all set up, you can just blast off into space and explore all these crazy new worlds.

plus, there’s this whole thing where you have to battle against these alien mobs that are trying to stop you from reaching the stars. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay, man.

so come join our server and be part of this epic adventure to reach the stars. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally.

EonCraft – Nexus Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, EonCraft, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Realm, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Animals Bred:	127	Gods Slained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest trip you’ll ever take, man. We got characters that’ll blow your mind, like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori. And don’t even get me started on Fujikura Uruka and Shisui Michiru, they’re on a whole other level, dude. Plus, we got streams from Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, and even Dizzy Dokuro – it’s a party up in here, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina bringing the heat, along with Himemiya Rie and Erina Makina. And if that’s not enough for you, we got Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, and Eimi Isami ready to rock your world. Oh, and don’t forget about Muu Muyu and Hikanari Hina, they’ll blow your mind, bro.

And if you’re into some Japanese flair, we got Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, and Gram Pico holding it down. Ayase Yuu and Kaminari Clara are also in the mix, bringing that international flavor. So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server and let’s get this party started!

Players:	103/100	Votes:	3620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchantments Applied:	122	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Votes:	9941