McNotPro | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Emeralds Found:	8694	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Void Armor Forged:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Items Found:	4865
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	134	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Enchantments Applied:	271
Zombie Dances:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Potions Brewed:	67	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	52
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	78	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	846898

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mines Excavated:	3929
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	2192	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1912
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magic Items Found:	4049	Enchantments Applied:	223
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ores Mined:	3301	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

Players:	90/600	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16