| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5633 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 753 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 914 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!
Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4021 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9434 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.
Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 1022 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.
But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2560 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.
But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 7347 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 112 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3883 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 58 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5390 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9022 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 128 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 80 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Create Your Own Nation | Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks. |
| McMMO Skills | Refine your skills to fight in wars. |
| Geopolitical Power | Conquer new territories and earn wealth. |
| Custom Enchants | Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear. |
Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.
– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6377 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9470 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 5266 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5581 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 6835 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 391 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1243 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2882 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 4619 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 384 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 8121 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1746 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9138 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
