| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 2192 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 183 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1608 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8078 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7925 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1705 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 21 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4075 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 64 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7876 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 70 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 7209 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4099 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3372 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7516 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 8961 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 2058 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6035 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8680 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9386 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6870 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6149 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2846 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| IP | 135.148.137.95:25612 |
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| VERSION | 1.21.4 |
| DISCORD | https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use hacks on the server? | No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules. |
| Is spamming allowed? | No, spamming is not allowed on the server. |
| What happens if I duplicate items? | Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences. |
| Is the world size limited? | Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500. |
| Are resources renewable in the world? | No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world. |
