| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3133 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5302 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 583 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 3031 |
Vanilla SMP server by MCH170.
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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2013 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a middle school dance floor.
Join us if you wanna build a castle taller than Mount Everest or if you just wanna prank your friends by filling their house with chickens.
And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a taco.
So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5245 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Ores Mined: | 2539 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Join us for epic Christmas Eve parties where we all contribute to building amazing structures, bring gifts of enchanted diamond swords, play games like Creeper Tag, and spend the night mining together so we can wake up on Christmas morning with a full inventory of goodies.
Forget about boring family dinners and missing out on fun trips to Disney – on our server, every day is a magical adventure filled with surprises and laughter. Plus, our virtual grandkids are the cutest little pixelated creatures you’ll ever meet!
So come on, join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs real relatives when you have a whole server full of blocky buddies waiting to welcome you with open arms? Let’s build some memories together!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1242 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.
So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4888 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2030 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Star Shards Collected: | 115 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 119 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.
But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1973 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2281 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 344 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4435 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5980 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 220 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8883 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!
You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8821 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 4818 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.
But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4802 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 22 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.
Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?
So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7768 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Votes: | 6401 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 283 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.
So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8088 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9224 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 841 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.
come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7877 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!
