/mcg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

Bone, building, Builds, Community, Crafting, E-Celebs, Etho, Exploration, gameplay, hermitcraft, log, mcg, Minecraft, minecraft fandom, minecraft wiki, Mining, Redstone, Servers, Shenanigans, smp, Survival, Vanilla, zombie spawner dungeon

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we throw the dog a bone and have a bone-afide good time! Join us as we discuss all things Minecraft, from epic builds to vanilla servers, and even gossip about our favorite Hermit e-celebs. Need some pro tips? Check out the Minecraft wiki to know all the insider secrets of the game.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	806
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Farms Harvested:	128	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crops Grown:	1174
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	54	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4206	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6073
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Mines Excavated:	3723	Farms Harvested:	377
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19

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Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

AITAH Minecraft Server

AITAH, Argument, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, emotions, healthy relationships, love, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding, validation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and pancakes…wait, did someone say pancakes?

Imagine a world where the quest for pancakes leads to relationship turmoil, late-night homework sessions, and emotional rollercoasters. Will you prioritize schoolwork over love? Will you cave and buy pancakes for your significant other, only to be met with a cold shoulder? The drama never stops on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama, pancake cravings, and late-night arguments. Who needs diamonds when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BabyBumpGossipCraft

BabyBumpGossipCraft, family drama, high school communication, high school drama, high school friendships, high school misunderstandings, high school relationships, high school rumors, pregnancy rumour, school clubs, social media, teenage apologies, teenage communication, teenage conflict, teenage drama, teenage friendships, teenage gossip, teenage misunderstandings, teenage relationships

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crops Grown:	7698
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	135
Towns Built:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Layla, Cassidy, and a pregnancy rumor that shook the school to its core.

Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, school gossip, and intense confrontations – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where every day is a new adventure. Join now and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama like a pro. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the gossip spreading like wildfire.

EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP

agriculture, avian flu, bird flu, chicken prices, consumer prices, cost of living, disease outbreak, economic impact, egg prices, EggcellentChickenPrices, Farming, food prices, food production, grocery costs, inflation, Livestock, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, poultry industry, protein sources, smp, supply and demand

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!

TrumpCraft2020

America, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Country, decision, Democracy, election, Expectations, Government, leadership, Opinions, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Support, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, Voting

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

Whale vs Shark: Liver Hunt 2023

2023, apex predators, Australia, bite wounds, DNA evidence, hunt, killer whales, liver, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine mammals, marine predators, marine research, marine science, Portland, predator-prey relationship, shark, shark attack, Victoria, Whale, white shark, wildlife conservation

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Void Gems Collected:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got killer whales huntin’ sharks for their livers like it’s some kind of underwater mafia drama! Join us and witness the epic battle between these ocean gangstas, it’s like Shark Week on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a white shark washed ashore with its liver missing? It’s like a mystery novel come to life, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed! 🦈🐋🔥 #LiverLootingOrcaGang #SharkWeekOnSteroids #MinecraftMysteryMadness

Mystic Realm of Journi 1.20.6

1.20.6, Author, book lover, British author, British literature, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, controversial question, famous author, famous person, famous woman, FANTASY, female author, Fiction, Harry Potter, hypothetical question, j k rowling, Journi, Literature, long tail tag, mystic, Realm, would you, Writer

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Buildings Constructed:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Farms Harvested:	784	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6015
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical adventure just like banging J.K. Rowling!

You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!

Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!

So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!

LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Enchantments Applied:	257
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!