Mcdrugs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Potions Brewed:	164
Magic Items Found:	8745	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	64
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mines Excavated:	4839	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Farms Harvested:	517	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	90245	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	976	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Votes:	7903
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Emeralds Found:	2914
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Buildings Constructed:	49
Towns Built:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crops Grown:	9908	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Potions Brewed:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9