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BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	54	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	8908	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8545
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Dragon Eggs Found:	8875
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mines Excavated:	2190
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	161	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	156
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	3023

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	193
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2482	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dimension Hops:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6888	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2857
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	47	Dimension Hops:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
New Chunks Explored:	558919	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	686709
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2