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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4791	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	655115	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Holy Grails Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Magic Items Found:	7079
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crops Grown:	9339	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Towns Built:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5449
Potions Brewed:	155	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	140
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crops Grown:	3254
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Votes:	4510	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Towns Built:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6404
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	230

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

The Pale Garden awaits you! Join us in our Minecraft adventure! Explore in our 1.21.4 semi vanilla SMP, and test your skills in the arena! Hard gamemode – survival. Never pay to win. Raiding & PVP friendly. Nothing disabled except Phantoms. No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory. Owners are active and involved, and neither Owners nor Admins are permitted to raid. Use /sethome instead of beds to save your location. Players have 2 homes by default. Use /rtp to teleport up to 4000 blocks away from /spawn. We suggest that you build outside of this range to avoid being raided easily. Head drops are enabled. World border is set to 100k.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accommodation, adhd, affordability, Amsterdam, Cancelling, Communication, family dynamics, final straw, hen do, hot tub, maid of honour, mental health, Minecraft, narcissistic mother, Planning, Quality over quantity, reconciliation, relationship boundaries, Server, sister, SisterSass, Wedding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Animals Bred:	47
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Just like the complicated relationship between OP and her sister, you never know what twists and turns will happen next in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!

Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

Birthday Bash Funeral Flash

ABUSIVE, Bash, Birthday, Birthday Party, cemeteries, Childhood, city, Crush, dead people, FLASH, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Frustration, Funeral, Goodbye, Jealousy, Marriage, mood, reception, service, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, unexpected twists, and emotional rollercoasters!

Just like the unexpected reunion with a childhood friend, our server will bring back memories you thought you had buried long ago. Get ready to navigate through complex relationships, just like our player who had to choose between attending a funeral or preparing for their son’s birthday. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of making tough decisions and facing the consequences, just like our player who had to deal with a jealous spouse and a flower shop boycott. Will you prioritize your family or follow your heart? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7