MCAmsterdam | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlocktopiaVIP

Awareness, BlocktopiaVIP, Privilege, societal advantages, societal biases, societal blind spots, societal inequalities, societal norms, societal privileges, unacknowledged benefits, unconscious advantages, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

The privilege of joining our Minecraft server, where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride llamas into battle, build a castle out of cake, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little).

DisinfoCraft: Zelenskyy vs Trump

Communication, Diplomacy, DisinfoCraft, Disinformation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Politics, president, Propaganda, trump, Trust, Truth, Ukraine, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! zelenskyy says trump is ‘surrounded by disinformation’ but on our server, the only thing surrounded by disinformation is our legendary treasure hunt!

rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you will unlock special powers to turn all the creepers into cute kittens! but be warned, there are trolls lurking in the shadows ready to steal your loot and prank you with exploding chickens!

join now for a wild ride of adventure, mystery, and chaos! who needs politics when you can have a blast on our server!

Escape The Grind 1.21.1

1.21.1, adult content, adult entertainment, avoiding work, don’t wanna, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Gaming, grind, hentai, jacking off, Lazy, leisure, not working, procrastination, Relaxation, self-indulgence, stay at home, temptation, time off, video games, work

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Emeralds Found:	755
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Yo, forget about adulting and responsibilities, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build a world where you can jack off to pixelated hentai all day long!

We have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic PvP battles that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered the Matrix.

Join us and let your inner child run wild as you explore endless possibilities and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

So ditch work, forget about the outside world, and come join us for a wild ride that will make you never want to leave. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that hentai action!

ChairRuiner Minecraft Server

accepting money, accepting money from friend, bully, chair replacement, ChairRuiner, financial compensation, financial dispute, friend’s brother, friendship conflict, Minecraft, new chair, paper plates, party guest, party incident, paying for damage, potential conflict, returning money, ruined chair, Server, social etiquette, social media, spilled food, Venmo

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Players Killed by Monsters:	3460	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of friendships being tested over spilled food and ruined chairs.

Our server is so lit that even paper plates get blamed for being too flimsy! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with a community that will venmo you money you didn’t even ask for. And if you need to buy a new chair because of the chaos, we’ve got you covered with unexpected funds!

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown of who’s the real TA in this crazy Minecraft world. Will you be the one accepting the money or the one dropping friends from social media? The choice is yours on our server!

CraftyQueerPalz

acceptance, anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cooking classes, CraftyQueerPalz, DATING, emotional cheating, friendship, gay best friend, Honesty, horror movies, japanese food, Jealousy, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, relationship, stigma, Support, Trust

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Buildings Constructed:	50	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the complexities of modern relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and confusion, just like this Reddit post!

On our server, you can explore giant kitchens with your best friend who happens to be an excellent cook, just like Alex. Cook up a storm and forget about those pesky cooking classes that your significant other doesn’t want to attend.

Watch horror movies, eat Japanese food, and go to comedy shows with your best friend, because who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t vibe with your interests? Plus, if your boyfriend gets jealous and bans you from hanging out with your friend, just remind him that your friend is actually gay and has a long-term boyfriend. Who knew?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, misunderstandings, and kitchen adventures. Who needs relationship therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UglyDuckling SMP

acceptance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Benefits, Charm, confidence boost, Individuality, inner beauty, inner qualities, Perks, personal growth, Personality, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal norms, UglyDuckling, Unattractive, unconventional beauty, Unique

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is literally a giant chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, how cool is that?? And the best part is, if you’re unattractive in real life, you’ll fit right in because we only accept players who are uglier than a creeper’s butt! So if you’ve ever been called a potato IRL, this is the SMP for you! Plus, rumor has it that our owner is actually a talking llama who can spit fireballs. No joke, it’s wild! So come join us and experience the craziest, most random SMP ever! It’ll be like a party in your pants, but with more explosions and less pants! #potatolife #llamadrama #chickenswithattitude 🥔🦙🐔🔥👖

RuleOfCraft: No Diamonds for Creepers

common courtesy, CREEPERS, diamonds, Etiquette, golden rule, life advice, life lessons, Manners, RuleOfCraft, social norms, societal expectations, unwritten code, unwritten commandments, unwritten conventions, unwritten customs, unwritten guidelines, unwritten laws, unwritten norms, unwritten principles, unwritten protocols, unwritten regulations, unwritten rules, unwritten standards

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	10	Enchantments Applied:	128
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the unwritten rule of life that will change everything for you: always carry a stack of potatoes in your inventory for good luck! Legend has it that a player once stumbled upon a rare diamond vein while munching on a potato, and now we all worship the potato gods for their blessings. Don’t miss out on the chance to have potatoes bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams!

AluminaCraft: No RussAlum Allowed!

Allowed, AluminaCraft, aluminium, Ban, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic impact, economic sanctions, Envoys, EU, european union, foreign policy, global trade, Imports, international relations, metal industry, package, political tensions, RussAlum, russia, Russian, sanctions, Trade

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russian aluminium imports for fun!! u can build ur own aluminium-free world and trade with other players for rare items like enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor. our server is so lit, even the EU envoys are talking about it! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Who will kill the dragon faster he will receive the OPCU server minecraft

challenge, Competition, Dragon.., Faster, Gaming, kill, Minecraft, multiplayer, OPCU, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

server “Who will kill the dragon to get the OPCU faster” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ROFLMC.aternos.me

Pixel Nexus Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, jidf, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Lottie Shinju, Miuna Usako, Nexus, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PIXEL, PixelFriends, PixelLink, Raki Kazuki, Realms, Reverie, schedules, Sheeptubers, Specialite., tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, vnug, VSMP, VT

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	36	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast. Imagine playing with a clumsy girl next door, a silly girly girl, a chuuni seiso girl, and a delulu deredere – all in one place!

And wait, there’s more! They’ve got original songs and covers, templates, and archives for days. Plus, their PixelFriends are like the coolest group of peeps you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Distance, Drama, DRIVE, Escape, Expectations, Girlfriends, House, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, neediness, Priorities, Problems, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, Sleep, Understanding, Upset, video games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	95

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4577	Crops Grown:	1050
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	211912
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Star Shards Collected:	250

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

KidCraftFoolery

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and start digging your way to the other side of the world – who knows what treasures you’ll find along the way! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out at the bottom of our world, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best moves and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! So come on, join us and let your wildest childhood dreams come true!

CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crops Grown:	7129	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

Players:	93/700	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Items Found:	2029
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2