TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	4198
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1739	Crops Grown:	8600
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

Crystal Kingdom Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, crystal, gender, Identity, Individuality, Kingdom, Personal, Pronouns, Quests, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-assertion, self-definition, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identification, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience a wild ride through a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.

And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

EatCraft Server – Minecraft Server

Acid Reflux, Cancer, chemotherapy, doctor’s orders, EatCraft, fast food, healing, health, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, Minecraft, movies, Nausea, nutrition, obesity, Ovary, REST, Server, Soda, surgery, tumor, Worried

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	195
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7131
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

AutisticCraft: Uncle Edition

autism, AutisticCraft, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, Edition, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, explosive anger, family dynamics, friendship, hurtful behavior, Jealousy, long-standing issues, patience, personal boundaries, regret, Resentment, self reflection, uncle, Understanding

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Votes:	8404	Zombie Dances:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	8518
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!

ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

being late, dumb excuses, ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP, funny excuses, lame excuses, late arrival, late for appointment, late for class, late for date, late for deadline, late for event, late for interview, late for meeting, late for presentation, late for school, late for work, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, tardiness, true excuses, unbelievable excuses

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

CoupCraft2020

abuse of power, Accountability, authoritarianism, consequences, coup attempt, CoupCraft2020, Democracy, fbi, Government, insurrection, investigation, Jan 6th case, Justice, justice system, law enforcement, Manipulation, political corruption, RESPONSIBILITY, RETALIATION, trump

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Void Gems Collected:	34	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Towns Built:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server where we have FBI agents running around trying to catch Trump for his shenanigans on Jan 6th. Will Trump escape or will justice prevail? Join now to find out and maybe even help Trump build a wall to keep the FBI out! It’s gonna be huge, believe me.

TariffTangoCraft

Agreement, agreements, agreements in progress, bilateral agreements, Canada, conditions, DECEMBER, DELAY, economic diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, TariffTangoCraft, Trade, trade deals, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
New Chunks Explored:	27939	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so like, imagine this, you’re mining away in this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you stumble upon a secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s a catch! you gotta defeat a giant chicken boss to claim your loot.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.

but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!

Sky Below You Land

Above, Aerial, astronomical, atmosphere, below, Celestial, celestial bodies, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, Earth’s sky, earthbound, HORIZON, Land, perspective, planet, SKY, Skyward, Space, Universe, vast, vastness, view

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Ores Mined:	8968	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the sky is below you like wut even is gravity here? u can build ur house upside down and confuse ur friends like crazy. we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u pet them and lava that turns into chocolate milk when u touch it. also, our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers from its eyes to protect us from creepers. so come on over and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft world ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but then u can just blame it on the flying pigs.

Thugcraft

blocks, Classes, classic, Cosmetics, Direction, Duping, Gamemodes, Hack, lagging, Leaf decay, Lucky, Mods, Player Teleports, power, PvP, quality of life, Shift, Skywars, smp, Thugcraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7297
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Thugcraft Server Overview

Server Name	Thugcraft
Features	Quality of life mods, non-p2w, KitPvP, LuckySkywars
IP Address	thugcraftmc.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?
Can players buy gameplay advantages with real money?	No, the server is entirely non-p2w with only cosmetic items available.
What are the different gamemodes available?	KitPvP where you can fight and build in a boxed arena with 6 unique classes, and LuckySkywars which is a twist on classic skywars with lucky blocks.
Are hack clients, duping, or server lag allowed?	No, these actions are not permitted on the server.

Streamed Kingdoms 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Content Creator, digital content, Entertainment, excessive streaming, internet, Kingdoms, live broadcast, Live streaming, online entertainment, online streaming, online video, social media, streamed, Streamer, streaming, streaming platform, Technology, twitch, video content, video games, video streaming

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Bro, if you’re tired of your girl streaming all day and ignoring you, come join our Minecraft server!

We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your relationship!

Join us for some blocky fun and escape the never-ending stream of her talking to strangers online.

Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

Trust me, this server is the therapy you didn’t know you needed.

MomEnabler27 Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, Behavior, brother, college failure, Communication Issues, Disappointment, Enabling, family conflict, family dynamics, financial problems, Frustration, growing up, Job Search, Minecraft, MomEnabler27, Parental Responsibility, quit job, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Struggling

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Alien Abductions:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your family life and join a community of block-building enthusiasts!

Are you tired of your older brother mooching off your mom and refusing to grow up? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where he actually contributes and gets a job!

Join us and build a mansion for your mom, who is struggling to make ends meet because of your lazy brother. Show her what it’s like to have a responsible family member who actually helps out around the house.

Let’s turn your brother’s constant partying into a productive activity by organizing virtual events and parties on our server. Maybe he’ll finally realize that there’s more to life than just eating, sleeping, and going out with friends.

So come on over and escape the real world drama by creating your own hilarious and outrageous stories on our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe your brother will even learn a thing or two about responsibility in the process!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

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