mc-valhalla | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3177
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4366
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Towns Built:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dimension Hops:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Villages Defended:	18
Animals Bred:	113	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	230	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Emeralds Found:	822
Void Gems Collected:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1603	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Astral Projections Made:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	149	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	109
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Votes:	2258

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	7736
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Chimeras Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Potions Brewed:	88

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Crops Grown:	3535
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchantments Applied:	52
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5