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Thread Closed Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the admin is as sassy as a diva on a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server admin is known for shutting down threads faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of banter, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a little drama. Who knows, you might even become the admin’s new favorite player (but don’t hold your breath). So come on, join us for a server experience like no other. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the banter department!

Hungry Minecraft SMP Player

binge watching, disordered eating, emotional eating, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling weak, hunger pangs, Hungry, lack of motivation, lack of self-care, lost appetite, low energy, mental health, Minecraft, not in the mood, player, self-destructive behavior, self-neglect, skipped meals, smp, stress eating, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle, weight loss

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Are you tired of skipping meals just to watch this epic Minecraft SMP? Well, join us and never go hungry again because our virtual food is unlimited! Plus, our server is so addictive that you won’t even want to leave your computer to eat.

But beware, once you join, you may lose track of time and forget to do anything else. Just ask our player who claims to have lost so much in real life because they were too busy building virtual empires. So come join us and get lost in the madness of our insane Minecraft world!

NoPainNoGain

1.19, Anarchy, java edition, Minecraft, nopainnogain, Server

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NoPainNoGain is a fresh anarchy server where you can do whatever you want, with no limits. Play it on java edition 1.19+.

npng.mcserv.fun:27060

CityLand server Minecraft

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Here everyone can make their dreams come true, turning empty spaces into living, breathing cities. Your adventure begins here!

play.cityland-server.ru

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the anime girls are so rich, they wipe their butts with hundred dollar bills! Build your own mansion made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, and show off your wealth to all the other players. Don’t forget to post your favorite rich anime girl in the chat for a chance to win a virtual yacht in-game! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Come join the fun and see just how crazy things can get in our world of opulence and extravagance!

Imagine a Movie Minecraft SMP

Characters, Cinematic, couple, Drama, dream, emotional, FANTASY, Fiction, film, imagination, Imagine, love, Minecraft, Movie, Plot, relationship, Romantic, screenplay, script, smp, Storyline, storytelling

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. They had to defeat the evil disco king to claim the legendary diamond sword of funkiness. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a flying pig to the Nether.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and become part of our wacky community where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mashallah’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because mashallahbrothers is here to spice things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled SEA girls who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other.

Legend has it that these SEA girls can build a castle in under 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed. Plus, they have the power to summon diamond blocks out of thin air and make mobs dance to their commands.

But that’s not all! If you join our server, you’ll also get access to exclusive events like underwater treasure hunts, skydiving competitions, and even a petting zoo filled with friendly creepers. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – our SEA girls have a special ban hammer that sends them straight to the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join mashallahbrothers today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Good Bye Kadokawa Waifus Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where the villagers are all secretly plotting against you, where the cows have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and where the chickens have learned how to wield swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon, a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. The creativity knows no bounds on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say they’ve seen him lurking in the shadows, others claim he’s the one leaving all those random blocks scattered around. Will you be brave enough to face the ultimate Minecraft challenge?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Exoticalmc

Crates, Economy, enhanced experience, Exotical MC, Experience, Grief, Grief Prevention, java, Java 1.21.1, Keys, MONEY, Plugins, PvP, PVP ON, Rewards, Server, Survival, tags, Voting, Voting Rewards

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Welcome to Exotical MC, We are a server with PVP ON, Grief prevention, Crates, Tags and much more. We are running on Java 1.21.1

We have various different plugins for a more enhanced experience in our server.

By voting on our server you will get some additional rewards like money, keys and more. Hope to see you in the server.

exotical.mclogin.nl:25712

Flip Darling Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident player, Flip Darling. This guy is like a mix between a mad scientist and a circus clown on steroids. He’s constantly coming up with the most ridiculous builds and pranks that will leave you in stitches.

One time, Flip decided to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for the heck of it. And don’t even get me started on his pet pig army that he dresses up in tiny suits of armor. It’s like a piggy version of Game of Thrones up in here.

But the real reason you should join this server is to witness Flip’s husband. This poor guy is the most clueless player you’ll ever meet. He once tried to tame a creeper because he thought it was a new type of pet. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing non-stop, come join us and witness the chaos that is Flip Darling and his ridiculous adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Hate The Soypedos Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with söypedos on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no söypedo policy! We’ve built a giant wall around our server to keep them out, so you can mine and craft in peace without any annoying söypedos ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs from its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident troll, a mischievous player who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting miners. But be warned, they’re a master of disguise and could be hiding anywhere, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to watch out for söypedos and keep an eye out for that sneaky troll!

Enderblast.com

AMBITION, Chaos, Economy, Empire, Enderblast, Glory, law, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, player-driven economy, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, semi anarchy, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

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Welcome to Enderblast SMP! A semi-anarchy survival multiplayer server where chaos meets strategy. Build your empire, trade in a player-driven economy, and raid enemy bases for glory. Few rules, limitless ambition—forge your legacy in a world where survival is the only law.

Enderblast.com

Soulful Bleach Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were built by a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server looks ten times better than SHARTING! Zero. Yes, you heard that right – SHARTING! Zero doesn’t stand a chance against the epicness of our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn cave. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus – a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Leave SHARTING! Zero in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper – then you might regret it a little).

Democeats be like “we will gib universal healthcare” Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server promises universal healthcare for all players, except for when the Ender Dragon decides to veto it because he’s feeling a bit cranky. But hey, who needs healthcare when you have enchanted golden apples, am I right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and the occasional llama parade. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your loot – they’re the real villains here, not the politicians promising free healthcare!

Empyrea

Adventures, BATTLING, building, Economy, Empyrea, Exploring, Factions, Fun, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Survival

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Empyrea is a brand-new, immersive Minecraft server that promises endless adventures, epic quests, and a whole lot of fun. Whether you’re into building, battling, or exploring, Empyrea has something for EVERYONE!

playempyrea.falixsrv.me:32378

Players:	91/600	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Players:	107/100	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magic Items Found:	8462	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Players:	92/900	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Villages Defended:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Players:	95/400	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Villages Defended:	5	Potions Brewed:	130
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Players:	103/300	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	809906	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Players:	107/200	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	7854
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Potions Brewed:	117
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Star Shards Collected:	155	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	150	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Players:	109/600	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	6093	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magic Items Found:	6814	Falling into the Void:	3

Players:	94/100	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Players:	104/700	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	5327	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Players:	104/400	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Players:	102/800	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Players:	98/400	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Players:	93/300	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	181	New Chunks Explored:	660427
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	137	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Towns Built:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Players:	92/600	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	243	Love Letters Sent:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Astral Projections Made:	4	Votes:	3116
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1