| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4187 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 164 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Mc.Phoenix.Ro
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3911 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
Imagine building your own virtual wedding venue, only to find out your best friend has been secretly dating your ex-boyfriend behind your back for years! Will you demote her from MOH like a boss, or will you let her ruin your big day with her drama? The choice is yours on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Uninviting guests, talking behind backs, and ungrateful name-calling – all part of the fun on our server! Who needs enemies when you have friends like these, am I right?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7104 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3165 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 411 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds to anyone who can tell a good joke.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs for the chance to win a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit.
So come on down to our server and let your inner child run wild. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be building castles out of candy and riding on the backs of giant chickens? Join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9243 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2862 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5966 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8077 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Grind through exciting dungeons and farm loot! Gathering loot will power you up to progress to the next dungeon! Find ULTRA RARE Void item drops to aid you on your journey! Use gems to upgrade your items and make the ultra powerful! Super strong economy with trading that feels like it has weight! See you there!
dungeoncraft.co
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9575 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Votes: | 3546 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
You’ll be running for your virtual life as you navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.
But don’t worry, because the rewards are totally worth it!
Plus, where else can you find a server that will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a simulation?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3514 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 220 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 408 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 9275 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
We understand the importance of setting healthy boundaries and prioritizing yourself, just like our player who had to deal with a friend who couldn’t handle a little change in their friendship dynamic. On our server, we encourage self-care and self-love, because let’s face it, dealing with a friend who makes everything about themselves is so last season.
So come join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about someone using their baby as an excuse to guilt-trip you ever again. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8743 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2030 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Just like the time I tried to surprise my husband for passing his first year of his master’s degree. I set up a whole celebration with cake, candles, and balloons, but when he came home, he got mad because I locked the door to make sure the surprise was perfect. Little did he know, the real surprise was waiting for him inside the building, not outside!
If you want to experience the same level of excitement and confusion, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, always be prepared for the unexpected!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4111 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 98 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 192 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 149 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
But hey, guess what? You should totally join our Minecraft SMP server instead! It’s like, the coolest place ever, I swear. We have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. And get this, the admins are all like, “Fun times only!” and the players are all like, “Yay, you rock!”
So yeah, if you want to avoid the total disaster that was that other server, come join us and have a blast! Trust me, you’ll never want to leave. And if you do, well, we have a secret portal that leads to a land of endless cake and puppies. So yeah, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun times roll!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8049 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Join us for the ultimate challenge as you try to cross the US border into Canada or Mexico without getting caught. But be warned, our border patrol NPCs are no joke – they’ll stop at nothing to keep you out!
So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being an illegal immigrant in a virtual world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what crazy contraptions our players have come up with to try and outsmart the border patrol?
Join now and see if you have what it takes to make it across the border without getting caught! Just remember, it’s not the US’s problem, it’s all on you to make it through. Good luck!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7000 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
we’ve got cloud dynamics that will blow your mind and precipitation patterns that will have you questioning reality. weather and climate changes? pfft, we’ve got it all covered on our server.
so if you want to experience the most insane water cycle in minecraft history, join us now and get ready to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 1308 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 272 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Jefe is a multi-talented artist known for his unique blend of hip-hop and reggaeton music. With a distinctive style and infectious energy, he has quickly gained a loyal fan base and is making a name for himself in the music industry. Jefe’s lyrics are raw and honest, reflecting his personal experiences and struggles. He is on a mission to create music that resonates with listeners and leaves a lasting impact.
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6912 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 63 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Mishatop.aternos.me
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3932 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
I mean, one time, I was just mining some diamonds and this crazy chick came up to me and started sexually harassing me. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know Minecraft could get so freaky.
But hey, if you’re into that kind of thing, then this server is definitely for you. Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures, my dude.
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9603 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 276 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
And the best part is, if you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players ever. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, except instead of saving the world, we’re just building epic bases and trolling each other.
But beware, there are some sneaky players on the server who secretly hate you. Like, if you find a random block of dirt in your house, that’s a sign someone is out to get you. Or if all your diamonds suddenly disappear, it’s probably because someone is jelly of your mad mining skills.
So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where friendships are forged in the fires of lava and alliances are broken over a stolen stack of pork chops. It’s gonna be a blast, bro!
