| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6271 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Mc.Phoenix.Ro
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 3949 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 594622 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9747 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds to anyone who can tell a good joke.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs for the chance to win a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit.
So come on down to our server and let your inner child run wild. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be building castles out of candy and riding on the backs of giant chickens? Join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 9416 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2802 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9309 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 2369 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 187 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Grind through exciting dungeons and farm loot! Gathering loot will power you up to progress to the next dungeon! Find ULTRA RARE Void item drops to aid you on your journey! Use gems to upgrade your items and make the ultra powerful! Super strong economy with trading that feels like it has weight! See you there!
dungeoncraft.co
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9113 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
You’ll be running for your virtual life as you navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.
But don’t worry, because the rewards are totally worth it!
Plus, where else can you find a server that will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a simulation?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9988 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 3478 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7534 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 716 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
We understand the importance of setting healthy boundaries and prioritizing yourself, just like our player who had to deal with a friend who couldn’t handle a little change in their friendship dynamic. On our server, we encourage self-care and self-love, because let’s face it, dealing with a friend who makes everything about themselves is so last season.
So come join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about someone using their baby as an excuse to guilt-trip you ever again. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 451 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9988 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Just like the time I tried to surprise my husband for passing his first year of his master’s degree. I set up a whole celebration with cake, candles, and balloons, but when he came home, he got mad because I locked the door to make sure the surprise was perfect. Little did he know, the real surprise was waiting for him inside the building, not outside!
If you want to experience the same level of excitement and confusion, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, always be prepared for the unexpected!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4250 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
But hey, guess what? You should totally join our Minecraft SMP server instead! It’s like, the coolest place ever, I swear. We have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. And get this, the admins are all like, “Fun times only!” and the players are all like, “Yay, you rock!”
So yeah, if you want to avoid the total disaster that was that other server, come join us and have a blast! Trust me, you’ll never want to leave. And if you do, well, we have a secret portal that leads to a land of endless cake and puppies. So yeah, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun times roll!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6792 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 121 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Join us for the ultimate challenge as you try to cross the US border into Canada or Mexico without getting caught. But be warned, our border patrol NPCs are no joke – they’ll stop at nothing to keep you out!
So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being an illegal immigrant in a virtual world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what crazy contraptions our players have come up with to try and outsmart the border patrol?
Join now and see if you have what it takes to make it across the border without getting caught! Just remember, it’s not the US’s problem, it’s all on you to make it through. Good luck!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 5656 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 130 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 1249 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 2194 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
we’ve got cloud dynamics that will blow your mind and precipitation patterns that will have you questioning reality. weather and climate changes? pfft, we’ve got it all covered on our server.
so if you want to experience the most insane water cycle in minecraft history, join us now and get ready to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6051 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Jefe is a multi-talented artist known for his unique blend of hip-hop and reggaeton music. With a distinctive style and infectious energy, he has quickly gained a loyal fan base and is making a name for himself in the music industry. Jefe’s lyrics are raw and honest, reflecting his personal experiences and struggles. He is on a mission to create music that resonates with listeners and leaves a lasting impact.
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6734 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3640 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Mishatop.aternos.me
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2460 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 102 |
I mean, one time, I was just mining some diamonds and this crazy chick came up to me and started sexually harassing me. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know Minecraft could get so freaky.
But hey, if you’re into that kind of thing, then this server is definitely for you. Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures, my dude.
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3371 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 |
And the best part is, if you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players ever. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, except instead of saving the world, we’re just building epic bases and trolling each other.
But beware, there are some sneaky players on the server who secretly hate you. Like, if you find a random block of dirt in your house, that’s a sign someone is out to get you. Or if all your diamonds suddenly disappear, it’s probably because someone is jelly of your mad mining skills.
So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where friendships are forged in the fires of lava and alliances are broken over a stolen stack of pork chops. It’s gonna be a blast, bro!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9277 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 267 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
