| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5375 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5492 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?
So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 996 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 129 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1488 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4658 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3875 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 126 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6027 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 105 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8426 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3074 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 116 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 632 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Crops Grown: | 3618 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 8458 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 96 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4201 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 150 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8442 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7449 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6492 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7951 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5477 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 2074 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5192 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
