| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3795 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6789 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Votes: | 7323 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7783 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 4740 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 590 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7981 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 463 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 126 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4282 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5725 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 106 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 5569 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9975 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8243 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 1555 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2486 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6884 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8144 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4410 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9806 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 66 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6048 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3045 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2101 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 660 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
