Eternal IP address: mc.gamegrief.fun
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?
Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!
Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.
The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 1563 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| No Bullying | Treat all players with respect and kindness. |
| Respect Boundaries | Respect other players’ wishes. |
| No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission | Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited. |
| No Nether Roof Travel | Travel only underneath the nether roof. |
| Type | Mod | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Server Side | Sodium | Lag reduction |
| Server Side | Lithium | Lag reduction |
| Server Side | Ledger | Grief protection |
| Server Side | Leaves Us In Peace | Faster leaf decay |
| Server and Client Side | Simple Voice Chat | Optional proximity chat |
| Server and Client Side | Universal Graves | Makes graves instead of dropping items |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server. |
| Can I grief or steal from other players? | No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited. |
| Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether? | Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof. |
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?
Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3842 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1945 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.
2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.
4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Enchantments Applied: | 154 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.
But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 305 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 777367 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.
But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 176 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
