| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 6122 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5740 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6871 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 3832 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 125 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3266 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8629 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 932 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8993 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6660 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 191 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2505 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6172 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 | Emeralds Found: | 9332 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1418 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4870 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 137 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 7788 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5119 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6896 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1958 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 400 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6250 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8511 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7660 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 188 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 6203 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 8979 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3900 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 336 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 3341 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
