so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. you can build a house out of cake if you want, no one’s gonna stop you.

also, we got this crazy story about how one time, a player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant zombie horde. it was epic, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang in all of Minecraft. we have secret hideouts and treasure hunts that will blow your mind. plus, our mods are like, the funniest people ever.

so come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. Le Pen would totally approve, bro.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Potions Brewed: 71
Battle Standards Raised: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
Enchantments Applied: 128 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Crops Grown: 8457 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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