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New Minecraft Servers

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Oh, that’s just from all the epic battles I’ve had on our Minecraft server! Join us and you too can have scars from fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen and creepers with your bare hands! Plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it, that is. So come join us and become a scarred warrior like Mayu-chan, ready to take on anything that comes your way in the craziest Minecraft server around!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.minewind.net
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  • AquariousMC

    AquariousMC

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    AquariousMC is a new skyblock server aimed at providing simple and fun gameplay for all players. We focus on consistent updates while making sure they are easy to use and enjoy.

    Store: store.aquariousmc.com ┃ Website: https://aquariousmc.com ┃ Discord: https://discord.aquariousmc.com

    aquariousmc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

    BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, where players are born to build like never before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server features 3D debuts, unarchived content that will blow your mind, and a YouTube channel that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! Plus, don’t miss out on our exclusive merch that will have you looking like a Minecraft superstar in no time.

    Join us on this epic adventure filled with baubau-related content, NSFW surprises, and a VTL team that will have you questioning reality. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Tony vs Lauderdale Minecraft SMP Battle

    Tony vs Lauderdale Minecraft SMP Battle

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles between players like Tony and Lauderdale! Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown? Join now to witness the clash of the titans and place your bets on the winner!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right – DIAMONDS! So saddle up your pig and get ready to soar through the skies in search of riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Legend has it that he once defeated an army of creepers with just a single peck. Join now and see if you have what it takes to earn Cluck Norris’s respect and become a true legend in the world of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness, mayhem, and magic that await you in this wacky world of wonder!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Feline Friends Minecraft Server

    Feline Friends Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone? Well, fear not because our server offers a unique feature – cat companions! These feline friends will follow you around, meowing encouragement and bringing you gifts like fish and diamonds. Plus, they’re great at keeping creepers away with their ninja-like reflexes.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground cat society that you can join. They have their own catnip farms, laser pointer battles, and even a cat-themed fashion show every Saturday. Who knew cats had such a vibrant social life in Minecraft?

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride into battle on the back of a giant cat, armed with a diamond sword and a laser pointer? Only on our server, where the cats rule and the fun never stops. Join now and unleash your inner crazy cat person!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • 100% Deserved Minecraft SMP

    100% Deserved Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is 100% guaranteed to make you question your sanity!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition? The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous) on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim these legendary weapons for themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • OGPrison

    OGPrison

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    Welcome to OGPrison.net – Where Classic Prison Meets Futuristic Innovation

    Step into a world where the classic prison grind you know and love meets cutting-edge concepts for a truly unforgettable experience. At OGPrison, we’ve crafted a fully custom prison server that brings back the nostalgic prison gameplay of the past, with a touch of the future to keep things exciting and fresh.

    Classic Grind, Modern Twist: Experience the deep, hard-fought progression of old-school prison servers. The journey will be tough and grindy, just like the good ol’ days, as you work your way up from a humble inmate to the ultimate freedom. But we don’t stop there – we’ve infused futuristic elements into the gameplay, adding exciting new mechanics, systems, and features that keep you on your toes and engaged for the long haul.

    Nostalgia with a New Edge: Relive the thrill of prison life with a nostalgic yet innovative twist. Our fully custom builds and features allow players to experience a world that feels both familiar and refreshing. We’ve taken the best aspects of classic prison gameplay and enhanced them with futuristic elements that challenge and reward you in ways you haven’t experienced before.

    Progression Like Never Before: The grind is real, but the rewards are worth it. Earn your freedom through sweat and strategy, and climb the ranks in a way that’s as satisfying as it is challenging. With unique features, quests, dungeons and systems, you’ll always find something new to conquer as you work towards the ultimate prize: become the top.

    Join us at OGPrison.net for a truly classic, grindy prison experience with a futuristic twist. Are you ready to escape the past and build your future with us?

    OGPrison.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server

    LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server

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    LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU!

    mc.mineplay.nl

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Social Contract Minecraft Server

    Social Contract Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience! Instead of digging for resources, you’ll be battling evil mobs in epic dungeons filled with treasure. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct your very own castle complete with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in wild and wacky mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at navigating the treacherous maze of kike tunnels (don’t worry, no actual kikes were harmed in the making of this server).

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs diamonds when you can have dragons and dungeons? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

    WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the $30 Waiting Room, where you can join the most exclusive Minecraft SMP on the planet for the low, low price of $30! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.

    – We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.

    – Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.

    So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

    Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

    And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

    Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

    Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

    With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

    Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

    So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • ”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

    ”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

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    Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

    So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Fag SMP Realm

    Crafty Fag SMP Realm

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

    We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

    So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP