MayoSlo | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	283	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mines Excavated:	2336	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Votes:	983
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7678
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	114
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Villages Defended:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Star Shards Collected:	65
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Zombie Dances:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	7557
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4954	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Animals Bred:	56
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ores Mined:	7335
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0