| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6233 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 60 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8156 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 629 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5651 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3710 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 113 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1406 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 1963 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1828 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Votes: | 8490 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8387 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 5160 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1557 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3609 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 7663 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 1607 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8096 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 4608 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4765 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9962 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1627 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3603 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4341 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Farms Harvested: | 337 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2801 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Towns Built: | 3 |
