| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 842 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
MaximalMinecraft 24/7 400 players 8GB PVP – SURVIVAL
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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4568 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1002 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 8271 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?
So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7445 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!
Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2864 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1310 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.
watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.
join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5640 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 129 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7388 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5712 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Server Info | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
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| Reset | Vote for resets on Discord. |
| Gameplay Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
play.hotdogwater.dog| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use mods on the server? | Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods. |
| How often are resets voted on? | Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like. |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2955 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6784 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2973 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Votes: | 284 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3449 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 9423 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 434 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9902 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 165 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| IP Address | softslayer.com |
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Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉
Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1100 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.
You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1261 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).
So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 590 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 94 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!
So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!