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BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Dimension Hops:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9152
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1715	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3869

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6781
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8119	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Crops Grown:	1629	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

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Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Zombie Dances:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Towns Built:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Cows & Creepers

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	387018	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Magic Items Found:	6360	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Brits Gone Wild

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Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Emeralds Found:	9219

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!

Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4611	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	272	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12