Matts SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoBabysitPlsLOL

Address, Babysitting, children, cordial, Decline, free childcare, inappropriate, Kindness, neighbor, Neighborly, new year’s day, NoBabysitPlsLOL, single woman, spa day, taking advantage, Tension, Toddler, Unannounced, vacation, work from home, young

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any pesky neighbors trying to pawn off their kids on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any unexpected visits from toddlers. Our server is a child-free zone, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any interruptions.

Say goodbye to unwanted babysitting duties and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find a more peaceful and drama-free gaming experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the neighborly drama behind!

HackLifeNotSMP

best kept secret, clever trick, efficiency, game changer, genius idea, hack of all hacks, HackLifeNotSMP, Hidden Gem, insider knowledge, life hack, life improvement, ninja trick, organization, personal growth, pro tip, productivity, secret tip, self improvement, smart solution, time-saving, useful advice

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the holy grail of servers, I swear! Like, you know when you find a life hack so good you almost don’t want to share it? Well, this server is like that, but on steroids!

So, get this, the admins on this server are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to teach us how to build the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. I’m talking automatic farms that harvest diamonds and spawn in rare mobs like unicorns and dragons. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft!

And the best part? The currency on this server is actually bacon. That’s right, you can trade bacon for enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even your own personal army of zombie pigmen. It’s like living in a bacon-filled dream world, I can’t even handle it!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case, you might want to sit this one out. #BaconIsLife #MinecraftMadness #JoinNowOrRegretForever

CelebOopsForgiven

CelebOopsForgiven, celebrity apologies, celebrity behavior, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity mistakes, celebrity scandals, controversy, forgiveness, Forgotten, media scrutiny, public image, public opinion, public perception, Redemption, redemption arc, redemption stories, second chances, societal amnesia, societal forgiveness, TABLOID NEWS

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about forgiveness or forgetting because we have a whole town dedicated to scandalous celebrity behavior! Build your own scandalous mansion, host wild parties, and maybe even start a feud with a rival player over who wore the same dress better. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber once tried to grief our server but ended up getting banned for trying to build a statue of himself made entirely out of diamonds. Join now and see if you can top that level of chaos!

ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

#announcement, Accountability, CEO, controversy, decision, Digital, Disinformation, facebook, fact-checking, factcheck, INFORMATION, Integrity, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Misinformation, News, Platform, Removal, social media, Technology, transparency, Zone, ZuckCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	4751	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	4358
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6118
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Enchantments Applied:	57	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5361	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5928
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Meteorites Collected:	0

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4154
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Runes Activated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

Players:	94/700	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Alien Abductions:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	987653	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10