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Diamond Divas Minecraft Server

30+ year old women, age difference, comparison, Confidence, DATING, Diamond, DIVAS, emotional intelligence, Insecurity, Maturity, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal standards, women’s issues

Are you tired of dealing with drama from younger women on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow players who are 30+ years old! Why, you ask? Well, because we’ve found that older women are just better at everything – including building epic structures, slaying mobs, and brewing the dankest potions. Plus, they have way more life experience, so you know they’re not going to pull any sneaky griefing moves on you. So come join us and see for yourself why 30+ year old women rule the Minecraft world!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	152
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Mocked Minecraft SMP Player

anger, bullying, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coping mechanisms, emotional trauma, Empathy, grudge, hatred, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Mocked, personal boundaries, player, RETALIATION, Revenge, self esteem, self-control, smp, social dynamics, toxic behavior, unhealthy responses, violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “The Unkillable One.” Legend has it that he once tried to kill everyone who mocked him, but he accidentally turned on creative mode instead and built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks. Now he roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to cross his path to a build battle. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of the ultimate builder? Join our server now and find out!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

StitchCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, despised, embarrassed, furious, grown adults, Minecraft, pen, Psycho, Server, shade of grey, StitchCraft, stitching, stuffed toy, suspicion, Thread, Toy, Trust, turtle, worst person

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the weird and wonderful just like James and his stuffed turtle! Join us for a chance to uncover hidden treasures inside random blocks, just like the surprise pen inside that turtle. Who knows what kind of bizarre secrets you’ll discover in our world?

But beware, if you mess with someone’s prized possessions, like James’s turtle, you might just end up in a feud over the shade of grey used for stitching. Our server is full of drama and excitement, just waiting for you to dive in and stir up some trouble.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find your own stuffed turtle to obsess over. Just remember, always ask permission before cutting it open!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	105	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	222
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FiancéFailsToDefendFriend

aita, deluded, Fiance, FiancéFailsToDefendFriend, Friend, friend group, Gamers, high school, hot, insecure, jealous, Justified, KIND, male validation, mean, not defending, passive aggressive, pick me girl, Rude, University

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is nonexistent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Zaira put Emma in her place during a dinner with friends.

Imagine a world where your fiancé’s savage comebacks are the highlight of the night, leaving everyone speechless and in awe. Witness the power of true love and a mean streak like no other as Zaira shuts down any potential threats to your relationship with her fiery words.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of watching drama unfold before your very eyes, all while enjoying some quality gaming time with your friends. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of Zaira’s epic takedowns!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	8636	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

StereotypedSteve – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, characteristics, cultural stereotypes, image, Individuality, judgments, Labels, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, perceptions, Personal experiences, Personality, preconceived notions, reputation, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-identity, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, StereotypedSteve, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being called a noob just because you haven’t built a giant pixel art of a cat yet? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all levels of building skills! Whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to dig straight down (don’t do that), there’s a place for you here.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where we ride into battle on pigs wearing diamond armor (yes, the pigs, not us). Or how about our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a shelter without being able to see a thing.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making. And remember, no matter what the stereotypes say about you, here you’ll always be welcomed with open arms and a diamond pickaxe.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ZzzCraft: Fast Sleep Methods

avoid screens before bed, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, bedtime stretches, calming music, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Fast, herbal tea for sleep, lavender oil, limit caffeine, meditation for sleep, Methods, methods to fall asleep quickly, mindfulness for sleep, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep tips, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

Are you tired of counting sheep in Minecraft just to fall asleep? Well, on our server, we have a special potion called the “Sleepytime Elixir” that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Just one sip and you’ll be snoozing in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories until you drift off into dreamland. And if you’re lucky, you might even wake up with a diamond under your pillow!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most relaxing and hilarious sleep of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster players who might try to sneak a spider into your bed…sweet dreams!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FrenchFryCraft

Abuse, court case, crime, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal confession, criminal intent, criminal trial, domestic violence, DRUGGING, french man, FrenchFryCraft, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, marital rape, rape, sexual assault, Spousal abuse, traumatic experience, Victim

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. We got this French dude who like, drugged his wife so he could have a big ol’ party with all his buddies and they all just, like, took turns, you know? It’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, except it’s all blocky and pixelated.

Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Bat Battle: Fungus Fiasco

American bats, Bat, bat population, bat species, battle, conservation efforts, Decimated, disease outbreak, ecological balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, Fiasco, fighting back, Fungal infection, fungus, HIBERNATION, North America, research, scientists, white nose syndrome, wildlife conservation, wildlife disease, wildlife management

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungus that’s tryna take over the world of bats. we got scientists in lab coats crafting potions and battling the spores with swords made of diamond. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and bat-saving action. plus, where else can you ride a bat into battle against a giant mushroom boss? join us now and be a hero in the battle against the fungal apocalypse!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2630	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	6882
Ores Mined:	6136	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	290	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Emeralds Found:	3597	New Chunks Explored:	235211

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bee Buzz Coffee Boil – Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, autistic adults, Bee, BEES, body-tensing, boil, Buzz, coffee, complex emotions, emotions, giddiness, Headaches, joy, Minecraft, neurodivergent, Server, Therapy

come join our minecraft server where the bees are always buzzing and the coffee is always nice in the morning! feel the body-tensing anger boil as you battle your way through our insane challenges and quests. let your complex emotions run wild as you explore our vast world filled with surprises at every turn. we welcome all neurodivergent players with open arms and promise a therapy like no other. join us now and let the giddiness take over!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22