Matay’s Mad Minecraft Mayhem

accent, Articulate, Communication, Correct, diction, elocution, enunciation, Language, language skills, linguistics, Ma-Tay, mad, Matays, MAYHEM, Minecraft, phonetics, Pronounced, pronunciation, pronunciation matters, saying it right, speaking, Speech, verbal expression, vocalization, Words

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive diamond-encrusted pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to ensure that griefers and trolls are swiftly dealt with? So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you there, matey!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

66388973, adult content, ANONYMOUS, Buying, Community, discussion, Edition, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, forum, ftt, Intimacy, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Pleasure, relationships, schlickin, Server, sharing

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉

Dad’s Not-So-Sonny Sibling Squad

Adopted, adoption, BIRTHDAYS, Blood, Bond, brother, Dads, Employee, experiences, family, Father, holidays, IMPORTANCE, invalidating, Legal, NotSoSonny, only child, pressured, relationship, sibling, Situation, Son, squad

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Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a girl who refuses to call her dad’s employee her brother, much to the dismay of her adopted boyfriend.

Watch as tensions rise over the definition of family and blood connections, all while trying to survive and thrive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will love conquer all, or will this family feud tear them apart? Join now to find out and maybe even adopt a virtual sibling of your own!

AnnoyingAF Minecraft Server

aggravating language, aggravating sayings, annoying idioms, annoying phrases, annoying words, AnnoyingAF, bothersome language, bothersome phrases, frustrating sayings, frustrating words, grating language, irksome expressions, irritating cliches, irritating expressions, irritating pet peeves, irritating phrases, irritating sayings, Minecraft, most annoying phrase, Pet Peeves, Server, vexing phrases, vexing words

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Are you tired of hearing “git gud” every time you get blown up by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no git gud” policy! That’s right, you can be as bad at the game as you want and still have a blast building your dream world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your creations? That’s right, no more worrying about trolls ruining your hard work – our llama squad has got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to “git gud” at is having a good time.

Creeper Charm School

arrogance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Charm, Confidence, creeper, DATING, ENTITLEMENT, fashion, Girls, Grooming, guys, humor, hygiene, intelligence, Manners, misconceptions, Personality, Preferences, relationships, School, Unattractive

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the creepers are the only ones trying to slide into your DMs.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside the most talented llama architects in the world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive in-game events. From llama rodeos to diamond scavenger hunts, we’ve got activities that will make you forget all about real life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a sneaky creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

FlexCraft: Black Sea Blunders

aggression, Black, Black sea, Blunders, Conflict, cover, Defense, Diplomacy, embarrassing losses, flex, FlexCraft, Geopolitical, international relations, Maritime, Military, naval capabilities, naval mission, power play, russia, sea, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, US official

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lol u know what’s not embarrassing? joining our minecraft server! we got more action than russia’s navy, that’s for sure. come sail the high seas of blocks and show off your building skills. who needs a naval mission when you can conquer the virtual world with your friends? plus, we have secret treasure hidden all over the map – find it and become the richest player on the server. forget about real life drama, join us for some epic minecraft fun!

DickPicConfidenceCraft

10. Respect, 11. Communication, 12. Self-esteem, 13. Social media, 14. Dating etiquette, 15. Sexual harassment, 16. Personal boundaries, 17. Consent, 18. Online behavior, 19. Gender dynamics, 2. Confidence, 20. Body positivity., 3. Dick pics, 4. Sexting, 5. Online dating, 6. Relationships, 7. Masculinity, 8. Insecurity, 9. Boundaries, DickPicConfidenceCraft, Men

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so, like, u know those dudes who send dck pics? yeah, they must be like super confident in their junk, amirite? well, if u wanna hang out with some real confident peeps, then u gotta join this minecraft server. we got a whole bunch of players who are so confident in their building skills, they’ll build u a castle in like, 2 minutes flat. and don’t even get me started on the pvp battles – these guys are so confident in their fighting skills, they’ll take on a whole army of creepers with just their bare hands. so if u wanna be surrounded by some seriously confident gamers, then come join us on this server. trust me, it’ll be a dck-pic-sending good time.

PhoneZoneCraft

Attention, BELIEF, cognitive ability, cognitive function, cognitive performance, distraction, Focus, Impact, Mental, Myth, nearby, Performance, PhoneZoneCraft, research, Sight, Smartphone, smartphone effects, smartphone proximity, smartphone use, study, Technology

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so like, u ever wonder if ur phone is like, making u dumber? well guess what, on our server, u don’t need to worry about that cuz we got u covered! our server is so lit that ur brain will actually grow bigger just by playing on it. like, we did a study and it showed that having ur phone near u doesn’t make u dumber, but playing on our server actually makes u smarter. it’s like magic, but with blocks and creepers. so come join us and watch ur brain expand like a balloon at a birthday party. u won’t regret it, trust me.

HellRaise Project Minecraft server

banner, detailed information, Discord, external events, HellRaise Project, ISOLATED, Lazy, LICENSED, lower world, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, modified mechanics, rp server, Server, Vanilla, Whitelist

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HellRaise Project is a vanilla LICENSED RP server, the main feature of which is the modified mechanics of the lower world. The RP component of this server implies that when playing on the server a person is first and foremost a server player. Accordingly, the server is completely isolated from external events. Adding to the whitelist occurs through discord. You can also find more detailed information there.

65.108.21.198:25871

HelvetiaNetwork: Where even creepers social distance in SMP!

Bosses, building, Crafting, CREEPERS, custom crafting, custom drops, Distance, Earth, Economy, Factions, Farming, Fishing, HelvetiaNetwork, market, Nations, Network, PvE, PvP, Sieges, smp, Social, Spawners, Towny, villagers, War

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Server Name:	Helvetia Network: JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Description:	Earth towny PVP\|PVE 2 worlds economy and more!
MC IP:	play.helvetianetwork.com
Discord Invite:	https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5
Dynamic World Map:	http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/
Website Store:	https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQ

What are the main features of Helvetia Network?

– Two Earths with PvE and PvP focus
– Crafting, farming, building, economy, and social aspects
– Villager shops, economies, and dynamic drop tables
– Custom crafting recipes and mob drop tables
– Ability to capture creatures with nets
– Special items “Coins” for fair access to premium features
– Custom drops from spawners, fishing, and more

What are the costs for setting up towns and nations?

– Nations cost 1000 to create
– Town plots can be claimed for only 10

How does the PvP aspect work on the server?

– PvP server focuses on player combat, land disputes, and resource fights
– Full-on wars and sieges for dominance
– No overclaiming and a 90-day inactive town kick rule

Are there unique items or features on Helvetia Network?

– Bosses with rare loot tables
– Ability to store XP and custom crafting recipes
– Access to special items and features for all players

MonkeyLeaderEdits Minecraft Server

creative editing, digital manipulation, funny edits, humor, internet humor, internet trends, leader, Meme culture, meme edits, Minecraft, monkey edits, MonkeyLeaderEdits, online jokes, Parody, political figures, political humor, Political satire, satire, Server, social commentary, social media, trending topics, viral content

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your epic builds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a team of highly skilled monkeys who will create hilarious edits of your character! That’s right, say goodbye to boring old Steve or Alex and hello to a funky monkey version of yourself swinging from tree to tree in the pixelated jungle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will protect your precious loot from any pesky griefers. These feathered warriors are trained in the ancient art of cluck-fu and will stop at nothing to keep your diamonds safe.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a monkey or learn some ninja moves from a chicken!

CraftyCook Minecraft Server

appetizer, Chef, Cooking, cooking at home, cooking for others, CraftyCook, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dessert, Dining, Dinner, foodie, Gastronomy, Gourmet, homemade, kitchen, main course, meal planning, meal prep, Minecraft, recipe, Server, three course meal

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to cook up a delicious three-course meal for you…virtually! Our chefs are experts at crafting pixelated delicacies that will leave your taste buds tingling. From a starter of Creeper Sushi to a main course of Diamond-encrusted Pork Chops, and a dessert of Redstone Cake, we’ve got it all covered. Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and feast your eyes on the most mouth-watering dishes Minecraft has to offer. Who needs real food when you can dine in style on our server? Bon appétit!

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Crops Grown:	5642
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Star Shards Collected:	251	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	4722
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dimension Hops:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Items Found:	4776

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Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7702
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	60	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	102
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2585	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2