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Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Crops Grown:	3553	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6531
Farms Harvested:	243	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	239
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	163
Divine Spears Created:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Farms Harvested:	459	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	2056
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Towns Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Battle Standards Raised:	15

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Votes:	4697
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Animals Bred:	74	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	3825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3095	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Farms Harvested:	393