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CreeperCuisine

balanced diet, Breakfast, Cooking, CreeperCuisine, diet, Dinner, eating habits, Food, food choices, food diary, food intake, food journal, food tracking, Healthy Eating, lunch, Meal, meal planning, mindful eating, nutrition, recipes, SNACKS

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re eating is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, on our server, you can feast like a king! We have a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples, diamond-coated cake, and even a secret stash of creeper cupcakes (they explode with flavor in your mouth)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Bacon Block, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited bacon for life. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Pizza Portal, where every slice teleports you to a different dimension filled with cheese and pepperoni.

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds go wild! Who needs real food when you can dine like a Minecraft god?

CraftyTradeWars

Canada, China, CraftyTradeWars, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global market, Import Taxes, international relations, mexico, North America, political decisions, protectionism, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. we got unicorns running around, and you can ride them into battle against evil zombies and stuff.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you get a magical sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens. how cool is that?

also, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure in our server, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with diamonds and gold.

plus, our server has the best parties ever. we once had a dance-off with a group of creepers and it was lit, i’m telling you.

so, like, forget about those boring servers, come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowflake Sanctuary

anti-White bias, BIAS, discrimination, Diversity, diversity initiatives, diversity programs, diversity training, equality, experiments, inclusion, minority groups, perceptions, Race, racial group, racial sensitivity, researchers, Sanctuary, snowflake, social psychology, valued, White participants, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, the most diverse place ever! We got all sorts of peeps from different backgrounds, makin’ it a real party up in here.

And get this, if you join, you’ll feel like a freakin’ VIP, cuz we got diversity initiatives up the wazoo! It’s like, we’re all about inclusivity and stuff, but watch out, cuz the White players might start feelin’ a lil’ left out. They’ll be all like, “Yo, why they makin’ me feel anti-White bias? This is some wild shiz, man!”

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’re just tryna shake things up and keep it interesting. So come on down to the most diverse Minecraft server around, where the only bias you’ll feel is towards havin’ a good time!

LanderYT

Application Process, Community, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Events, Friendly, Hermitcraft-like, LanderYT, LGBTQ, members, October 2021, Playstyle, Previous experience, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, smp, Squaremap, Staff Team, teleport command, texture pack, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5718

Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Tweaks	Description
Custom texture pack	A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. Custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality.
Teleport command	The only teleport command of /spawn is allowed in the overworld to encourage the development of roads and highways.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft	Includes datapacks such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, and more.
DiscordSRV	Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable for easier communication.
CoreProtect	Reinforces the server’s vision to make it a friendly environment by protecting player’s gameplay experience.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, with rewards of event coins to buy shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Our server is now 6 months old and has a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony.

Application process: You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form to join the server.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How do I apply to join the server?	Answer: You can apply by filling out the application form provided on our Discord server.
Question: Can I use mods on the server?	Answer: We prefer to keep the server as vanilla as possible, so the use of mods is discouraged.
Question: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?	Answer: No, we have CoreProtect in place to prevent any harm to player’s gameplay experience.
Question: How can I communicate with other players?	Answer: Discord and Minecraft chat are interchangeable for easier communication.
Question: What are event coins used for?	Answer: Event coins can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, coming out, Echoes, Enchanted, Gay, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., personal journey, queer, Self Discovery, self-realization, Sexuality

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Yo, bro, if you wanna embrace your inner fabulousness and let your rainbow flag fly high in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about embracing our fruity side and having a blast in our short shorts and girlie outfits. Let your inner faggot shine bright like a diamond on this server, where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! So come on, join us and let’s sashay away into a world of fabulousness and fun!

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

#Sayings, annoying phrases, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, disrespectful phrases, instant disrespect, instant turn off, irritating sayings, lack of manners, lose respect, pet peeve, phrases, phrases that show lack of respect, phrases to avoid, phrases to avoid saying, phrases to cringe at, RespectLostInMinecraftSMP, rude comments, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and the mods are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world with their diamond swords. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect us all with his epic karate skills.

And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.

CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

China, Competition, CraftyTradezUSAvsChina, economic growth, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, Exports, global economy, global market, Imports, international trade, market, Nations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade policies, trade relations, US

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?

Cable Chaos Craft

cable, Cable damage, Chaos, Communication, Craft, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Incident, international relations, investigation, legal action, legal dispute, Maritime, maritime law, naval operations, norway, Russian, SECURITY, Seizes, Ship, Shipping industry, suspected, Technology

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

Magical Ma-Fi Culture

culture, Enchantment, FANTASY, fantasy world, Ma-Fi, MaFi, MAGICAL, magical adventures, magical beings, magical characters, magical culture, magical elements, Magical people, Magical powers, magical realm, magical society, magical stories, Magical-Fiction, mystical beings, sorcery, Supernatural, witches, wizards

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Towns Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	6474	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

ai, AI-powered screening, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, breast cancer, BreastCheck, cancer detection, cancer research, diagnostic tool, early detection, early intervention, early stage diagnosis, health technology, healthcare innovation, laser analysis, lasercraft, machine learning, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical technology, Precision medicine, screening method

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Items Found:	4898
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Star Shards Collected:	272
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	4898	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ores Mined:	9483
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	3291	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

Players:	107/700	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7191	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0