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PuppyLove Minecraft Server

animal companionship, animal cruelty, animal welfare, dog ownership, Husky, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet love, pet neglect, pet rehoming, pet rehoming conflicts, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet training, pet training difficulties, puppylove, rehoming, Server, spaying, walking dogs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	433	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.

Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!

Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Villages Defended:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	22

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

ladies, love, SMPCharmCraft, Surprises

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

BlockyBeautyBoost

Allure, attractive, BlockyBeautyBoost, body positivity, Charm, Confidence, empowerment, Exercise, fashion, Grooming, hair, inner beauty, lingerie, makeup, outer beauty, seduction, self love, self-care, Self-expression, Sexy, skincare

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a pixelated supermodel with our exclusive custom skins that will have all the creepers drooling over you. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle with confidence on our server?

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?

CelibacyCraft: Exit vs. Embed

CelibacyCraft, community engagement, Embed, emotional well being, exit, Gender Roles, incel forums, Incels.is, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, mental health support, online communities, online forums, r/IncelExit, self improvement, sexual frustration, social dynamics, social isolation, stigma, support groups, toxic masculinity

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	New Chunks Explored:	162869
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we study incel forums for men who can’t get a date! We got r/IncelExit where dudes tryna leave da incel life behind and Incels.is for da ones still stuck in dat incel mindset. On r/IncelExit, we got 74.7% informational support like how to talk to girls and stuff. But on Incels.is, it’s all about emotional support cuz these dudes need some serious help! Join now for a wild ride full of incel drama and maybe even find love in da blocky world of Minecraft!

Warped

application, collaboration, Community, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, Friendly, friendship, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minigames, Projects, rules, Server, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	363786	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members.
Server Type	Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks
Community	Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events
Expectations	High standard for new players and applications

FAQs

How do I join Warped SMP?

To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.

Is Warped SMP a true vanilla Minecraft experience?

Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Is Warped SMP a long-term server?

Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.

How can I stay updated on server events and news?

You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.

Decade of NEET Adventure 1.20.5

1.20.5, 10 years, achievement, Adventure, anniversary, celebration, Decade, Journey, Life Changes, long term, looking back, milestone, moving forward, NEET, not in education, not in employment, not in training, personal growth, progress, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, unemployed

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, guess what? I’ve been a NEET for a whole freakin’ decade! Can you believe it? And to celebrate this momentous occasion, I’ve decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the history of, like, ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate virtual party for my NEET anniversary. We’ll have pixelated cake, virtual fireworks, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself (jk, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on down and join the fun! Let’s make this NEETiversary one for the history books. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way. Or not, who cares? It’s all about the memes, baby.

BroSisGFBeQuietMC

air fresheners, alternative milk, big pharma, BroSisGFBeQuietMC, friends tv show, health, healthy lifestyle, Holistic Living, instagram, Matthew Perry, Media, mindful living, Motherhood, perfume, respectful communication, RFK jr supporter, scented candles, tampons, Toxins, Tums, Vaccines

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server where you can escape the real world craziness and dive into the wild world of blocky adventures.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where everyone is obsessed with holistic living and health. Need some virtual essential oils to calm your nerves after a creeper attack? We got you covered. And forget about using any potions with harmful ingredients, our server only allows organic, all-natural potions made from ingredients you can find in your virtual garden.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hub for conspiracy theories and anti-media propaganda. Want to debate the validity of vaccines while building your dream castle? Look no further. And don’t worry about those pesky air fresheners or tampons, because on our server, we only use alternative products that won’t harm the environment (or your virtual body).

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of holistic living, conspiracy theories, and blocky adventures. Just remember to watch out for the virtual RFK jr supporters roaming around, they can be quite the handful.

AlarmTuneMinecraftSMP

alarm clock, alarm clock tune, alarm melody, alarm noise, alarm ringtone, alarm sound, alarm tune, AlarmTuneMinecraftSMP, daily routine, favorite song, get out of bed, morning music, morning routine, Music, rise and shine, start the day, Wake Up, wake up call, wake up music, wake up playlist, wake up song

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we argue over who gets the last piece of cake, we prank each other with exploding sheep, and we have epic rap battles in the town square. Plus, our wake up alarm tunes are straight fire – from Justin Bieber to the Minecraft soundtrack, we’ve got it all!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. True story, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the flip side, my dudes! Peace out!

CraftyCombatVets

active military members, Challenges, Country, CraftyCombatVets, current state, Duty, experiences, feelings, Government, loyalty, Opinions, patriotism, Perspectives, perspectives on country., Politics, pride, sacrifice, service, society, united states, Veterans

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world and all its chaos? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape to a world where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. But wait, there’s more!

For all you veterans and active military members out there, we have a special treat just for you. Not only will you get VIP access to exclusive areas on the server, but you’ll also receive a virtual salute from our pixelated army every time you log in.

So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret bunker where Herobrine is hiding out, plotting his next move against us. Let the games begin!

CraftyCanMexTariffsMarch

Canada, CraftyCanMexTariffsMarch, Denies, March, mexico, POSTPONED, Tariffs, White House

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

lol u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the White House but without all the drama, we don’t deny anyone, except maybe creepers tryna blow up ur house lol. we were gonna postpone the Canada and Mexico tariffs to March but then we realized we don’t even have a trade deal with them so it’s all good. come join us for some epic builds and crazy adventures, we promise no political drama, just good old Minecraft fun!

Mom’s Crafty Crew

advice, appreciation, caretaking, Crafty, Credit, CREW, Experience, family, guidance, intuition, love, maternal instincts, moms, Motherhood, Nurturing, parenting, recognition, Respect, Support, Understanding, validation, wisdom

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

yo, dis server be lit af. like, u ever wanna build a house outta diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle? well dis be the place for u. we got creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and u can tame a dragon to be ur loyal steed.

also, did i mention dat we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely outta gold blocks? yea, dat’s right. and every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in da server and grants u three wishes.

so, if u wanna join a server where da possibilities are endless and da fun never stops, den come join us. plus, all da moms approve of dis server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come on, what are u waiting for? join now before da dragons take over da world!

Tiger Tamer’s Den

Biodiversity, communities, conservation, Den, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, habitat loss, human-wildlife conflict, India, living standards, poaching, prey, Sustainable development, Tamers, tiger, tiger conservation, tiger population, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife management, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we double the fun just like india doubled its tiger population! protect your builds from griefers and creepers, ensure there’s enough loot for everyone, reduce the conflict between players, and increase the standards of living in your virtual world! we promise you’ll have a roaring good time!

What is the IP for MoreCaseOh Minecraft Server?

case minecraft, case minecraft bridge, CaseOh, caseoh minecraft, caseohgames, funny, Gaming, humor, Minecraft, Minecraft bridge, minecraft challenge, minecraft challenges, minecraft hard, minecraft hardcore, MoreCaseOh, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Crops Grown:	9045	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

MoreCaseOh is a talented content creator known for their entertaining and engaging videos on various social media platforms. With a passion for art and a unique sense of humor, MoreCaseOh has amassed a dedicated following and continues to captivate audiences with their creative content.

Aishajourney | Best Jojo / server server minecraft

aisha, Aishajourney, banner, Bosses, Game, Hamon techniques, highest being, Ip:, jojo, Journey, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, mobs, new, ONLINE, Resourcepack, Server, SPIN, stands, Starter Kit, Vampirism

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	4064	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Farms Harvested:	942
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

The best Jojo server in minecraft. It includes 50 stands, unique mobs and bosses, as well as Hamon techniques, vampirism and spin. You can even become the highest being!

❤ Server is new, so online can be a little limp

How to get to us:

1) Install our resourcepack

drive.google.com/file/d/1b_ai9zp20-oguk9-csxzudgsrg06dk6/view?usp=sharing

2) Enter ip aisha.mcmem.ru and enjoy the game)

aisha.mcmem.ru

Players:	92/100	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Runes Activated:	7