MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Potions Brewed:	61	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Love Letters Sent:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	717505

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.

WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

budgeting, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional stress, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, future planning, GreedyRude, guest list, Prioritizing, relationship dynamics, venue selection, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magic Items Found:	2065	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!

SexySteveMinecraftSMP

Alluring, APPEAL, attractive, body image, Charm, Confidence, desirability, empowerment, inner beauty, Masculinity, Men, seductive, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assured, self-perception, Sexy, SexySteveMinecraftSMP, validation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Emeralds Found:	8410
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a potato in real life? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can feel sexy and attractive 24/7!

Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyCovidCraze

anniversary, community response, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, global crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, Impact, lessons learned, mask wearing, pandemic, public health emergency, Quarantine, Reflection, resilience, Retrospective, social distancing, Thoughts, U.S, Vaccines, Virus

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.

So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, candidate statement, controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, elections, european union, fictional state, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media backlash, Minecraft, nationalism, Outrage, Political Correctness, Politics, presidential candidate, public opinion, Romania, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have unicorns roaming around and pigs that can fly! yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS!

our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.

CraftyTariffDelayLOL

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffDelayLOL, DEADLINE, decision, DELAY, Economy, export, Impact, Import, international relations, March 1, market, mexico, negotiations, North America, Political, Tariffs, Trade, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Alien Abductions:	4

so like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds, you won’t find this kind of loot anywhere else, i swear.

also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Fire Nation Chronicles

air pollution, california wildfires, Chronicles, environmental health, environmental impact, Fire, health impacts, health outcomes, Health research, health study, launched, long-term effects, long-term study, los angeles wildfires, multi-institutional, nation, public health, research, respiratory health, study findings, wildfire research, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we set everything on fire just like the los angeles wildfires! it’s a long-term study on how fire affects your health, but in a fun minecraft way! watch as your character coughs and wheezes from all the smoke, just like real life! join now for a fiery good time and maybe even win a prize for surviving the flames!