| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9117 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 25 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 111747 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9698 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 123 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6475 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 462 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7991 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 3757 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 7169 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 8438 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9035 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 168 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4055 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7255 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3153 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 1531 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1137 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1269 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 6778 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9863 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 189 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8500 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 298 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6354 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2633 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 7399 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6401 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Votes: | 1616 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
