MasterBed Minecraft Server

sleeping position, sleep posture, MasterBed, sleep patterns, sleep comfort

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sleeps like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who sleep in the master chief death pose! That’s right, if you’re not contorting your body into a ridiculous position while you sleep, then you’re not welcome here.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pose B sleepers. These brave souls have mastered the art of sleeping in the most bizarre and uncomfortable positions imaginable. Join us and learn their secrets, or better yet, challenge them to a sleep-off and see who can hold the most ridiculous pose all night long.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level (literally, because you’ll be sleeping on the floor), then come join us on our server. Just remember to stretch before bed, because things are about to get weird.

BioMomBan Minecraft Server

reconciliation, emotions, social media, Communication, family

🤣🤪 Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing and surprises are around every corner! 🎮✨

Join us for a wild ride like no other! Just like Emma’s rollercoaster of a life, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. 💥

Looking for a place where long-lost family members randomly pop up out of the blue? Look no further! Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your estranged uncle trying to reconnect after years of ghosting the family. 🤯

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of couches for you to sleep on if you need some space to cool down after a heated argument with your in-game spouse. 😴💔

So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself debating whether to let your virtual daughter meet her long-lost virtual mother. 🤔👩‍👧‍👩

Join now for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! 🚀🌈 #MinecraftMadness

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New Server IP
SprintSisBegoneCraft

no reason, SprintSisBegoneCraft, Blocking, RUN, TOWN

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s lies? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like my morning jog.

Experience the thrill of running away from imaginary dangers just like I did when my sister tricked me into coming home. Will you be able to outsmart your opponents and navigate through the chaos like I did with my sister’s shenanigans?

Block and unblock your way through challenges just like I did with my sister’s number. Show your dominance and assert your boundaries in this crazy world just like I did with my sister.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and drama of our Minecraft server. And remember, sometimes the craziest stories make for the best adventures!

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New Server IP
GasCrisisGoneSlovaKyiv

ENERGY, Politics, cooperation, Natural Gas, energy security

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in blocky land. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the cha cha, and villagers that tell dad jokes all day long.

one time, this dude named Steve built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon, but then he realized there was no oxygen up there so he had to ride it back down real quick. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

also, our admin once turned into a giant chicken and started laying diamond eggs everywhere. it was like a treasure hunt, but with poultry. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness?

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where mermaids and dolphins throw the best parties? it’s like Atlantis, but with more disco balls.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the fun, right?)

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New Server IP
Blockflix Rotten Tomatoes Rating

Netflix, binge watching, Entertainment, Critics, movies

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place. first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and gold ingots. u can only access it if u defeat the evil Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken. yep, u heard me right, a rubber chicken.

also, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will descend from the sky and drop rare enchanted items for u to collect. but be careful, cuz the pigs are actually shape-shifting aliens in disguise.

oh, and did i mention that we have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes in the land? he’s a real comedian, that one.

so, come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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New Server IP
Lung Cancer Race Track

minority communities, healthcare accessibility, lung cancer facility, ethnic makeup, Asian communities

come join our epic minecraft server where the distance to the nearest lung cancer facility is determined by the racial and ethnic makeup of your community! if you’re asian, black, or hispanic, you’ll have a shorter distance to travel to get treatment because we care about diversity and health! plus, our server is filled with magical creatures like unicorns and dragons who will help you mine for diamonds and build the coolest houses ever. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save some lungs together!

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New Server IP

MasterBed Minecraft Server

BioMomBan Minecraft Server

SprintSisBegoneCraft

GasCrisisGoneSlovaKyiv

Blockflix Rotten Tomatoes Rating

Lung Cancer Race Track