MasterBed Minecraft Server

Server, sleep routine, sleep quality, MasterBed, sleeping habits

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sleeps like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who sleep in the master chief death pose! That’s right, if you’re not contorting your body into a ridiculous position while you sleep, then you’re not welcome here.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pose B sleepers. These brave souls have mastered the art of sleeping in the most bizarre and uncomfortable positions imaginable. Join us and learn their secrets, or better yet, challenge them to a sleep-off and see who can hold the most ridiculous pose all night long.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level (literally, because you’ll be sleeping on the floor), then come join us on our server. Just remember to stretch before bed, because things are about to get weird.

PixelVerse Creations 1.21.4

creations, r9k, hobbies, 2022, creativity

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. It’s like a crazy funhouse for your brain, man. We got all the creative juices flowing, like a rainbow waterfall of ideas and builds.

The new year is treating us like a magical unicorn on a sugar high, dude. We’re partying like it’s 1999, but with way cooler graphics.

So come on over and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made of cheese or a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for bacon.

Join us and let’s make this year the craziest and most epic one yet. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

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New Server IP
CraftyMinecraftFlightAttendants

Provocative, taboo, Forbidden, CraftyMinecraftFlightAttendants, adult content

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a ride that’s more turbulent than a bumpy plane ride with some juicy NSFW stories from our flight attendant players. From scandalous encounters in the cockpit to steamy romances at 30,000 feet, our server is sure to keep you on your toes (and maybe even make you blush). So buckle up, strap in, and prepare for takeoff on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the sky!

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LAFireStopper Minecraft Server

Water, drought, climate change, Experts, environmental policy

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much water from canada that we can put out all the fires in L.A.! experts say it’s preposterous but we say it’s just another day on our server. build your own fireproof house and watch as the flames are extinguished by our magical canadian water. who needs firefighters when you have our server? join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unbelievable claims!

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CraftySwedeRevokesCitizenship

citizenship rights, constitution, immigration, constitutional reform, Citizenship law

so, like, this server is like the wildest place in all of Minecraft land, dude. we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against evil llamas that are trying to take over the world. it’s a crazy adventure, bro.

plus, we have this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have superpowers and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft form.

oh, and did i mention that we have a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves? yeah, you heard me right. diamonds. for free. just waiting for you to come and mine them.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world and full of insane surprises, then this is the place for you. come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

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Blocky Consequences: The Server

consequences, Obligations, penalties, restrictions, Behavior

so, like, this server is, like, the wildest place in all of minecraft, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans that go down here.

first off, we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES.

and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re like, the size of a freakin’ house, man. but don’t worry, they’re friendly. unless you mess with their eggs. then all bets are off.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every saturday night? it’s lit, bro. like, literally. there’s fire everywhere. but don’t worry, it’s totally safe. probably.

so, like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then you gotta check this place out. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get on the bad side of those laser-eyed pigs. then you might regret it a little.

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MasterBed Minecraft Server

PixelVerse Creations 1.21.4

CraftyMinecraftFlightAttendants

LAFireStopper Minecraft Server

CraftySwedeRevokesCitizenship

Blocky Consequences: The Server