| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.
Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and unexpected surprises. And don’t forget about our upcoming extractions, where you can target extraction targets like Faust and ID & E.G.O for a chance to win fabulous prizes.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the fact that it’s tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina (spoilers ahead!), we also have a tutorial that is so important, it will change your life forever.
So what are you waiting for? Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when you’re on our server, expect the unexpected and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. See you there!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.
So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Witness insane collaborations and epic battles as these VTubers try to outdo each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for their fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry about lack of effort or originality – our VTubers are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and entertainment. Plus, with the constant drama and rivalries between them, you’ll never be bored.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wild world of VTubers like never before. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2699 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.
So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2692 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But wait, there’s more! We have target extractions like hunting down Faust and fixing office fixtures with FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. It’s a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
And don’t forget, this server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect some epic spoilers along the way. But hey, who needs a tutorial when you can just jump in and figure it out as you go, right?
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on this insane adventure. Download the game, follow us on social media, and get ready to laugh your way through the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. See you in the world of chaos and hilarity!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
