| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1103 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 4666 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1499 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 215 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 220 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 127 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1771 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 187 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 186 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3904 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 572 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5815 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2939 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9503 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5648 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 529032 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8339 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 2578 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 449 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5663 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9352 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1437 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 243 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4214 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 194 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7344 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8757 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9339 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
