so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Zombie Dances: 1
Herobrine Sightings: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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