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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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