MashBlock | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Towns Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9064
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3715

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7109
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Towns Built:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	111	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Potions Brewed:	114
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mines Excavated:	4710
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Animals Bred:	177
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	9210	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5365	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

Players:	100/400	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4