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NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2955

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Towns Built:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	New Chunks Explored:	45213

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Animals Bred:	34	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	3928

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Star Shards Collected:	253	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	3384

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Star Shards Collected:	254	Emeralds Found:	4312
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Animals Bred:	149	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Crops Grown:	7488
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ores Mined:	9466
Star Shards Collected:	163	Falling into the Void:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Emeralds Found:	5972	Votes:	3576

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9971	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9150
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Players:	107/500	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dimension Hops:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1