so, like, u know how astronauts go to space n stuff? well, on this server, we take it to the next level. we have a whole space station in minecraft, where u can be an astronaut and travel to mars! but here’s the catch – ur kidneys may not survive the roundtrip! yep, u heard that right. our space station is so realistic that ur kidneys might just give up on u. but hey, who needs kidneys when u can explore the red planet, right? join us for the ultimate space adventure, where kidney failure is just part of the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4963
Astral Projections Made: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 25
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY