this server is like throwing marshmallows at ppl but in minecraft. u can throw marshmallows at ur friends and they get knocked out for like 10 seconds. it’s hilarious. also, we have a secret underground base where u can ride pigs and race against each other. the winner gets a diamond sword. but be careful, there are lava traps everywhere. it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft. join now for the most epic adventure of ur life. also, we have a petting zoo with creepers. they’re actually really friendly once u get to know them. come join us and experience the madness for urself.
MarshmallowMayhem
RuleBreaker in Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have this rule that says you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head, but like, no one follows it because we all know it’s just a joke from the admins.One time, we had this epic battle between two players who were fighting over a cow, and they ended up destroying half the server with TNT. It was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that shot fireballs at anyone who got too close.
Plus, we have this secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and wear nothing but leather armor. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game, losers!
ExFilesGone – No Ex, No Stress!
Are you tired of seeing your partner’s ex’s face popping up on their social media? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Ex Zone” policy! That’s right, no more awkward encounters with your partner’s past relationships while you’re trying to build the perfect pixelated castle. Join us and never worry about deleting old photos again, because on our server, exes are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! So come on over and let’s build a future together, one block at a time.MuscleCraft: Weight Loss Edition
so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit it will make ur muscles grow like u been hittin the gym 24/7? well, this server is the place to be, cuz we got this crazy drug that reverses muscle loss in mice and we gonna add it to the game so u can be swole af while u mine and build and stuff.imagine ur character in minecraft getting jacked just by playing on our server. u gonna be the envy of all the other players, trust me. plus, u gonna be so strong u can take on any mob that comes ur way without breaking a sweat.
come join us on this epic minecraft server and watch ur muscles grow bigger and bigger with every block u break. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out on all the gains u gonna make.
Warped
Welcome to Warped SMP
About Us Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Our community is friendly and welcoming, always looking for new members to join us. Links Discord Invite Instagram Account (Screenshot gallery) Vanilla Experience Our server stays true to semi-vanilla roots, running on Fabric with quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons and modifications are community-voted. How To Join We have high standards for new members. Join our Discord and apply! FAQ
1. How often does the server reset?
Our server recently reset and we have no plans for another reset in the near future.
2. What kind of modifications do you use on the server?
We only use quality-of-life datapacks and avoid game-changing addons that deviate from vanilla gameplay.
3. Do you have any community events?
Yes, we often host group projects, minigames, and server-wide events to encourage community collaboration.
4. How can I join the server?
Join our Discord and submit an application. Our community sets high standards for new members.
MommaDrama Minecraft Server
Looking for an escape from your real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any interference from passive aggressive in-laws or food-hiding villains. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a special bonus of unlimited garlic and onion-free food for your virtual dogs. No more toxic treats from meddling MILs here!
Embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t hide your food in random places. Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Join us now and leave your mean MIL behind for good!