this server is like throwing marshmallows at ppl but in minecraft. u can throw marshmallows at ur friends and they get knocked out for like 10 seconds. it’s hilarious. also, we have a secret underground base where u can ride pigs and race against each other. the winner gets a diamond sword. but be careful, there are lava traps everywhere. it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft. join now for the most epic adventure of ur life. also, we have a petting zoo with creepers. they’re actually really friendly once u get to know them. come join us and experience the madness for urself.
MarshmallowMayhem
Asshole to Asshole Craft
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate butt-to-butt showdown, join our minecraft server! we have a special mini game called “booty battle” where u and ur friends can compete to see who has the strongest glutes in all of minecraft land.but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground tunnel system filled with rare booty-themed treasures for u to discover. u never know what u might find down there – maybe a pair of diamond-encrusted booty shorts or a golden butt plug.
if u’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have u laughing ur ass off (literally). butt seriously, u won’t regret it!
Cobbleton Forever
Overview
Description A classic-style Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life. We have collectible treasure hunts and a graylist for players. Quick Info
IP play.cobbleton.com Links
About Us
- Pouches and backpacks
- Portal Scrolls for teleportation
- Custom furniture from Fern’s Furniture
- Tons of quality of life changes
- Proximity voice chat and Fortnite style pinging
- Various world types like resource and creative
- No P2W mechanics
Join Today
If you like what you’re hearing, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!
SisFreeRidesNoMore
Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama of being an unpaid Uber for your younger sibling! Our server is full of epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero requests for rides to the store.Imagine a world where you can build to your heart’s content without being guilt-tripped into chauffeuring your sister and her friend around town. No more flaky friends’ moms, no more excuses from your other siblings – just pure Minecraft fun!
So come join us and leave the real world responsibilities behind. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car to drive your sister around in the game – because in Minecraft, anything is possible!
DreamCraft: Not as Glam as You Think
Are you tired of people romanticizing things that are just not as great as they seem? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shatter all your illusions! Join us for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and reality is always stranger than fiction.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes? Trust us, it’s a real thing.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Of course you have, who wouldn’t want that? And on our server, that dream can become a reality. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, things may not be as romantic as you imagine, but they sure are a whole lot more fun!
UkrainianTerritoryWars
so, liek, u kno wat u need in ur lief? a minecraft server dat is so lit u wont evn kno wat hit u. dis server is da bomb dot com, u kno wat im sayin? we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers dancin to beyonce.u wanna kno y u need to join dis server? cuz we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. but watch out for dem zombies, dey be throwin parties down there and u dont wanna crash dat.
also, we got a secret society of villagers who are plottin to take over da world. but dont worry, dey just wanna build a giant statue of a potato.
so, if u wanna have a blast, join dis server now. u wont regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper. but hey, dat’s just part of da fun, amirite?