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RoutineBreaker Minecraft Server

Argument, breakfast routine, breaking routine, childcare, Date night, employment, family day, family routine, Great Danes, IT job, Minecraft, morning routine, mother-in-law, non verbal autism, parenting routine, Routine, RoutineBreaker, Schedule, Server, spontaneous, Upset, wife’s routine, working parents

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where routines are sacred and spontaneity is a sin! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waking up at 4 am to go for a run with your dogs, only to be scolded for disrupting the carefully crafted schedule of your significant other.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on structure and order, where breakfast has been the same for 13 years and lunch is a sacred ritual. But beware, attempting to join in on a jog at an unconventional hour may result in a rift in your relationship and a ban from the breakfast table.

Join us for date nights on Fridays and family days on Saturdays, where the only acceptable form of entertainment is following the strict routine of your partner. And don’t worry, if you need a break from the monotony, there’s always DIY projects, gardening, and plumbing to keep you busy.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a world where schedules reign supreme and spontaneity is a punishable offense. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

BoyfriendDeadlineCraft

Accountability, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendDeadlineCraft, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Cooking, DEADLINE, emotional labor, Expectations, Frustration, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who promise to help but never follow through? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your virtual boyfriend leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Plus, our virtual dogs never need to be taken care of – they just magically respawn when you log off! Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can set deadlines for your virtual partner to get their act together. Join now and build a life where you’re the only one in control – no more guilt, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Regretless SMP – Minecraft

acceptance, Closure, DELETE, erase, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, learn, let go, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Move on, past, Reflection, Regretless, regrets, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	294	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Emeralds Found:	6262
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and delete all your past mistakes by joining our epic Minecraft adventure!

PixelPufferfish

benefits of quitting smoking, better circulation, better skin, health benefits, improved breathing, improved cardiovascular health, improved lung function, improved overall well-being, improved sense of smell, improved sense of taste, increased energy, long term effects of quitting smoking, longer life expectancy, lower risk of diseases, PixelPufferfish, positive effects, quit smoking, quitting cigarettes, reduced coughing, smoke-free life, smoking cessation

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	4644
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Join our Minecraft server and watch your cravings disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight! Within minutes of logging on, you’ll feel the urge to smoke vanish like a stack of blocks in creative mode. Our virtual world is so addicting, you won’t even remember you used to be a smoker! So come join us and say goodbye to tobacco and hello to a new addiction – building epic structures and battling zombies!

SovietBeat Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war, art, Censorship, Corruption, dies, falling out of window, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Minecraft, Music, musician, police search, protest, Russian, Server, SovietBeat, Tragedy, tragic death

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier stories than a russian anti-war musician falling out of a window during a police search! our server is so lit, you’ll be falling out of your chair laughing at all the shenanigans that go down. we have more drama than a reality tv show, with twists and turns that will leave you shook. join now and be part of the madness, because on our server, anything can happen!

BananaCraft2020

agriculture, banana heir, BananaCraft2020, Businessman, Campaign, Candidate, daniel noboa, ecuador, Ecuadorian politics, election, family business, heir apparent, leadership, Legacy, Political Aspirations, political dynasty, Politics, presidential candidate, presidential term, south america, Wealthy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have bananas for days! daniel noboa, the ecuador banana heir, is seeking a full presidential term on our minecraft server! why, you ask? because he promises to build a banana kingdom like no other! imagine towering banana trees, banana houses, and even a banana army to protect your precious fruit. join now and be a part of the most a-peeling server in all of minecraft! banana-tastic! 🍌🍌🍌

SwitchCraft: Reverse Cancer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell regeneration, cells, colon cancer, disease reversal, future treatments, genetic therapy, health science, healthy cells, medical breakthrough, Molecular biology, molecular switch, oncology, research, Reverse, reverse cancer, scientists, SwitchCraft, Technology, treatments

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Votes:	6338	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	185
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like da molecular switch dat can reverse cancer but in Minecraft form!!! Join dis server and turn all da bad stuff into good stuff, like turning creepers into fluffy bunnies and zombies into friendly villagers. We gonna create treatments to reverse all da bad mobs and make dem good again. Join now and be a part of dis epic journey to save Minecraft from da evil mobs!!! #MinecraftMiracles #CancerCuringCrafting

The Grail

Adventure, Clans, Combat Mechanics, competition-loving community, competitive, crystal pvp, Exploration, FANTASY, Hardcore, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, Player vs Player, Prizes, PvE, PvP, role-playing game, Sandbox, season system, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

The Grail Lifesteal | Season | Clans | Prizes | Welcome to The Grail! We are the most hardcore and competitive lifesteal 1.20 on the market, suitable for a competition-loving community. With a strong focus on combat mechanics (Crystal PvP) and a new competitive system of viewing the game thanks to our season system.

147.93.63.251

Fortune SMP

bedrock, BUILD, Cross-Play, Economy, Fortune SMP, Minecraft, playstyles, PvP, Server, Shops, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	143	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3688
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Fortune SMP offers a server that accommodates a large array of survival playstyles. You have the freedom to build, PVP, open shops and more. The server is 1.21.4 and supports bedrock players too!

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Eternal Forest Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Activation, attraction, Curiosity, ETERNAL, Exploration, fetish, foot fetish, Forest, girl feet, hidden desires, internet, learning, online exposure, online influence, personal discovery, Psychology, Realm, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, sexual preferences, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	5604	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about weird fetishes again! We have so much fun and chaos that you’ll forget all about girl feet and internet regrets. Plus, who needs rationality when you can just build crazy things and blow stuff up in the game? Embrace the madness and join us now!

NecklaceCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, anniversary, cancel order, Communication, custom engraved, dainty, definition of dainty, etsy, gold plate, husband, initial necklace, long distance, Meaningful, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Necklace, NecklaceCraft, Night shift, not being grateful, PANDORA, Server, typewriter font, ungrateful

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Towns Built:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of dainty details! Just like this player’s husband who thought he was getting a “dainty” necklace but ended up with a bulky monstrosity, our server promises to deliver exactly what you’re looking for…or maybe not!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might log in expecting a peaceful mining session only to find yourself in the middle of a chaotic PvP battle with chickens armed with diamond swords!

Don’t be like this player’s husband and misunderstand the true meaning of “dainty” – join our server and experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity. Who needs a dainty necklace when you can have a dainty creeper blowing up your base instead? See you in-game!

CraftyConfrontations

AA meetings, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyConfrontations, emotional distress, family, house chores, job changes, job hunting, mental health issues, overreaction, panic attacks, privacy, relationships, Secrets, struggles with alcohol, Support, Trust, unemployment

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6511
Farms Harvested:	161	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is trying to build a house with your sibling without them stealing all your diamonds!

Our server is a safe space for players of all ages to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a blocky paradise. No need to worry about nosy in-laws or judgmental sisters here – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you accidentally reveal your deepest, darkest secrets, like your secret love for llama farming or your addiction to mining for hours on end, everyone will just shrug it off and continue building their epic castles.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to fight off creepers than to fight with your boyfriend over who forgot to take out the trash.

CoolWebz Minecraft SMP

cool internet finds, cool web discoveries, coolest website, CoolWebz, hidden gems, hidden internet gems, hidden online gems, hidden treasures, hidden web gems, internet finds, lesser-known websites, Minecraft, obscure web finds, obscure websites, secret internet gems, secret online gems, secret websites, smp, under-the-radar websites, undiscovered online treasures, undiscovered websites, unique websites, unknown websites

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that’s like, totally underground? It’s so exclusive, only the coolest players are allowed to join. And get this, the owner is a billionaire who made their fortune selling virtual diamonds in-game.

But that’s not even the best part. The server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks. They’re like, the smartest llamas you’ll ever meet. And rumor has it, they can even speak in binary code.

If you want to join this epic server, you have to prove your worth by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or taming a dragon with nothing but a fishing rod. It’s totally insane, but also super fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride and a chance to hang out with some seriously cool llamas, you’ve gotta check out this secret Minecraft SMP server. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret.

PirateTVPricesSuck

Access, advertisements, affordability, consumer behavior, CONTENT, Copyright, Digital Media, downloading, Entertainment, illegal, Media consumption, ONLINE, Piracy, PirateTVPricesSuck, Prices, redditors, streaming, streaming services, subscription, television, TV brands, viewing habits

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Ahoy, me hearties! Tired of paying a king’s ransom for your favorite TV shows? Join our Minecraft server and sail the high seas of entertainment without breaking the bank! Our server is like a pirate’s paradise, where you can plunder all the latest TV shows and movies without spending a single doubloon. And don’t worry about those pesky ads – we’ve banished them to Davy Jones’ locker for good! So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only rule is to have a barrel of laughs! Arrr, matey!

GazaExodusMC Server

border control, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., egypt, exodus, foreign policy, gaza, GazaExodusMC, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, lobbying, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, Plan, Politics, Preparations, Refugee Crisis, regional tensions, security measures, Server, trump

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	126
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

ok so like, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can escape from all the political drama, like seriously, we got a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where all u gotta worry about is building dope houses and fighting off creepers.

plus, we got this crazy story where the players gotta team up to stop a group of evil villagers from taking over the server and turning it into a giant potato farm. like, who even likes potatoes that much?

also, rumor has it that if u join the server, u might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. but shh, u didn’t hear it from me.

so come on, join us and let’s build the most epic world together, away from all the real world drama. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Players:	95/100	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4598
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2