Married2Minecraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	5299

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6327
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mines Excavated:	4984

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Runes Activated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4287
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9166

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Gods Slained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.